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What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol

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    Remember to update your grill and turn it off before Thanksgiving!

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      I like my home automation tech but it needs to serve a purpose. Just being connected to wifi is not a selling point for me. Lights that turn on in the morning when I need to wake up are great. A thermostat that can reduce energy usage when nobody is home is also great. But a grill….what the fuck does Internet access do to improve the grilling experience?

      And if it requires the cloud to work, I don’t consider it a functional product.

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      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

        Ah hell yes. Fire 2.0 finally dropped.

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        You would think after ditching a bunch of rich fuckers on an island they wouldn’t get another chance to try that again.

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          You would think after ditching a bunch of rich fuckers on an island they wouldn’t get another chance to try that again.

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          This is just Fire. There will be no festivities. Just burning, man.

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            Funny, they actually call the wireless features WiFire.

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            Man, FireWire was such a cool name for an interface.

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              This is just Fire. There will be no festivities. Just burning, man.

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              It is of the utmost importance that you understand I see what you did there.

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                They could have made it possible for the user to choose when to update, for example after using it. Apple could have just stuck the port in front and let people charge while using the mouse. Both have no downsides

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                I’m not disagreeing, just pointing out that it is likely not as big of an issue as people make it.

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                  Seems like we shouldn't encourage people to live in locations where being outside for 6 months of the year is hazardous

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                  The problem is that this keeps changing

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                    I like my home automation tech but it needs to serve a purpose. Just being connected to wifi is not a selling point for me. Lights that turn on in the morning when I need to wake up are great. A thermostat that can reduce energy usage when nobody is home is also great. But a grill….what the fuck does Internet access do to improve the grilling experience?

                    And if it requires the cloud to work, I don’t consider it a functional product.

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                    we love Z-Wave, ZigBee and Tinkerers products with Wifi

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                      You make some good points.

                      I live a mile and a half from the ocean and run my smoker for long periods. It's really nice to monitor and change the temp while I'm drinking the beer you refer to from the sand. I make a few quick runs back up the hill to tend to things, but mostly I'm free to be elsewhere for the 12-ish hours the smoker is running. It's really nice, not a hard requirement, but really convenient.

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                      Expensive options: thermoworks smoke-x

                      1-200 depending on 2 or 4 channel version, legally can only be used in the us and Canada because they use a custom rf protocol. As a result the range is 1.24 miles. Thermoworks is pricey shit but it lasts long, can be calibrated, and generally is one of the most accurate cooking thermometers you can buy

                      (albeit much much much more expensive than a $10-30 k type thermocouple and a used reader for $50 that is way more precise and usually will do data logging) also granted for most people a $20-40 thermometer would be fine with like 300-500ft range

                      My issue with “smart” anything is not the inherent concept, it’s the execution 99% of the time. I have plenty of smart stuff in my house but it’s almost never convergence devices. I’ve learned that these types of devices are more than anything designed to be disposable trash. Designed as cheap as possible, cut as many corners, introduce as many security holes as possible, etc. we have 0 consumer rights so even if it’s strong they’ll change the tos after the fact when their profits fall and they need to make the line go up.

                      So it comes to this. I’m not opposed to “smart” devices. They just have to occur in a dumb, roundabout way. They have to work without being connected to the internet, or in some rare cases by being bridged to the internet via home assistant from an isolated vlan. If I want a smoker I can monitor on the fly I will look at something like that thermometer paired with a standard steel smoker that will last decades. If I need to adjust it remotely I will look at why I need this option first: is it realistic that I would just adjust it without checking the contents? If I would then check open source and if nothing exists make it. It sucks but this where our garbage profit driven society led us, to shitty products that fill landfills and waste resources

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                        The same kind of grill that can be bricked remotely if you stop paying for software updates.

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                          I guarantee this update didn't drop on Thanksgiving. Photo OP probably hasn't turned it on since their last BBQ months ago and is just noticing - on Thanksgiving - that an update pushed a while ago that they now need to install to get started.

                          Pro tip: Start up your electronics a day or two in advance of events, so you can pre-patch anything that needs it.

                          Source: Former IT guy here, who had to ensure that updates ran at the most convenient times possible for thousands of users. "Patching Tuesday" is an unofficial but well recognized "holiday" for IT folks. It's not first thing Monday morning, which could throw off the workflow for the week, but it also gives the max amount of time to resolve any issues that patching might cause, so we (hopefully) don't have to work through the weekend.

                          Pay attention to when your stuff requires patches. A lot of the time, it'll pop up on Tuesdays.

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                            I guarantee this update didn't drop on Thanksgiving. Photo OP probably hasn't turned it on since their last BBQ months ago and is just noticing - on Thanksgiving - that an update pushed a while ago that they now need to install to get started.

                            Pro tip: Start up your electronics a day or two in advance of events, so you can pre-patch anything that needs it.

                            Source: Former IT guy here, who had to ensure that updates ran at the most convenient times possible for thousands of users. "Patching Tuesday" is an unofficial but well recognized "holiday" for IT folks. It's not first thing Monday morning, which could throw off the workflow for the week, but it also gives the max amount of time to resolve any issues that patching might cause, so we (hopefully) don't have to work through the weekend.

                            Pay attention to when your stuff requires patches. A lot of the time, it'll pop up on Tuesdays.

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                            pro tip

                            I get it. I hate it, but I get it.

                            another pro tip from someone else in IT: see that appliance with the digital screen? fuck it. don't get it. get the old shitty one that's $800 less that doesn't have WiFi or non-tactile buttons. you know what doesn't need firmware updates? a charcoal Weber grill.

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                              Hold on, my dental implants are glitching.

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                                A grill should run on charcoal. It needs to get very hot and that's literally it.

                                There's a universe where I attach some electronic controller with a PID loop or something to a smoker, to maintain consistent temperatures via damper control. I'm not buying that off the shelf built into the machine though.

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                                • cobysev@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

                                  I guarantee this update didn't drop on Thanksgiving. Photo OP probably hasn't turned it on since their last BBQ months ago and is just noticing - on Thanksgiving - that an update pushed a while ago that they now need to install to get started.

                                  Pro tip: Start up your electronics a day or two in advance of events, so you can pre-patch anything that needs it.

                                  Source: Former IT guy here, who had to ensure that updates ran at the most convenient times possible for thousands of users. "Patching Tuesday" is an unofficial but well recognized "holiday" for IT folks. It's not first thing Monday morning, which could throw off the workflow for the week, but it also gives the max amount of time to resolve any issues that patching might cause, so we (hopefully) don't have to work through the weekend.

                                  Pay attention to when your stuff requires patches. A lot of the time, it'll pop up on Tuesdays.

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                                  Pro tip: don't buy a fucking BBQ that connects to the Internet.

                                  No appliances in general while we're at it

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                                  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                    A grill should run on charcoal. It needs to get very hot and that's literally it.

                                    There's a universe where I attach some electronic controller with a PID loop or something to a smoker, to maintain consistent temperatures via damper control. I'm not buying that off the shelf built into the machine though.

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                                    A grill should run on charcoal.

                                    Someone insert the KOTH reference, I'm too tired, I tell you hwat

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                                    • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                      A grill should run on charcoal.

                                      Someone insert the KOTH reference, I'm too tired, I tell you hwat

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                                      • cobysev@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

                                        I guarantee this update didn't drop on Thanksgiving. Photo OP probably hasn't turned it on since their last BBQ months ago and is just noticing - on Thanksgiving - that an update pushed a while ago that they now need to install to get started.

                                        Pro tip: Start up your electronics a day or two in advance of events, so you can pre-patch anything that needs it.

                                        Source: Former IT guy here, who had to ensure that updates ran at the most convenient times possible for thousands of users. "Patching Tuesday" is an unofficial but well recognized "holiday" for IT folks. It's not first thing Monday morning, which could throw off the workflow for the week, but it also gives the max amount of time to resolve any issues that patching might cause, so we (hopefully) don't have to work through the weekend.

                                        Pay attention to when your stuff requires patches. A lot of the time, it'll pop up on Tuesdays.

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                                        Pro tip; use electronics that are stable and user focused.

                                        Good shout on patch tues tho.

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                                          Imagine a grill without the latest firewall

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                                          Thank you so much for that!😂

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