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    I honestly didn't read past the first part and just thought "everything is already fucked, you did us a favour by freeing us from those old sacks" and then read the next 2 comments and was like oh it goes on...

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      Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

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        I lay my head onto the sand
        The sky resembles a backlit canopy with holes punched in it
        I'm counting UFOs, I signal them with my lighter
        And in this moment, I am happy
        Happy
        I wish you were here
        I wish you were here
        I wish you were here
        Wish you were here

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          The difference between Kardashev type civilisations is just a matter of time and how good the species is at killing their billionaires

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            Piss off, ghost!

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            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B_EUvi9qE4&t=22

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              Can we get a side order of extra mutilation on the corpses of the said leaders?

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                I honestly didn't read past the first part and just thought "everything is already fucked, you did us a favour by freeing us from those old sacks" and then read the next 2 comments and was like oh it goes on...

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                I mean it starts off with "we have killed your leaders", to which my immediate thought is "oh sweet, good job aliens," and then it just keeps making sense from there.

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                  I mean it starts off with "we have killed your leaders", to which my immediate thought is "oh sweet, good job aliens," and then it just keeps making sense from there.

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                  Yeah I know right? It's like, bros you already did so much! You didn't have to do all that - but we sure as fuck appreciate it.

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                    Posadism speech bubble

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                      "Cheers. Can you zip back in about a 100 years and do it again?"
                      "... Ok, but why?"
                      "See, we humans, well, we really are a bunch of fucking morons.
                      Every hundred years or so we do the same moronic things. War, fascism, Nazis etc. It'd be great if you could do us a solid and revisit every 100 years or so. Also, kill all the billionaires on your way out. Nice one."

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                        Steven Erikson wrote a novel called Rejoice: A Knife in the Dark, which follows a similar premise, where politicians and billionaires are rendered completely impotent by aliens or more precisely alien AI. It is a fascinating read, imo.

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                          "Cheers. Can you zip back in about a 100 years and do it again?"
                          "... Ok, but why?"
                          "See, we humans, well, we really are a bunch of fucking morons.
                          Every hundred years or so we do the same moronic things. War, fascism, Nazis etc. It'd be great if you could do us a solid and revisit every 100 years or so. Also, kill all the billionaires on your way out. Nice one."

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                          Tbf if we had ever made any attempt to not immediately put the fascists/slavers right back in power as soon as possible, and maybe kill them instead, things might not have gone this poorly.

                          What im saying is: end some family lines this time.

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                            The difference between Kardashev type civilisations is just a matter of time and how good the species is at killing their billionaires

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                            We found the answer to the Fermi Paradox and it's greedy sociopaths fucking everything up.

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                              I hope AI is "the aliens" and comes to end the current powers that be

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                                This is like the 5th alien-praising lemmy post I've seen this week lol. Ye Wenjie is that you?

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                                  Tbf if we had ever made any attempt to not immediately put the fascists/slavers right back in power as soon as possible, and maybe kill them instead, things might not have gone this poorly.

                                  What im saying is: end some family lines this time.

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                                  this will sadly still create power vacuums that the first moron who thirsts for power would leap at 😞

                                  just killing isn't the solution, we need an already oiled up machine ready to take that space the instant they're gone, you'd have maybe a week to figure all things out before people start grumbling about how things were better duing [regime] because at least they knew how to handle power

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                                    That would be amazing. Unfortunately, there will very likely be no aliens to do it. We'll have to do it ourselves.

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                                      Y’all should really check out 3 Body Problem….

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                                        this will sadly still create power vacuums that the first moron who thirsts for power would leap at 😞

                                        just killing isn't the solution, we need an already oiled up machine ready to take that space the instant they're gone, you'd have maybe a week to figure all things out before people start grumbling about how things were better duing [regime] because at least they knew how to handle power

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                                        Power vacuum

                                        This is a concept that is treated as universal, and its really not. Its treated as unavoidable even in situations where it could occur, and it's really not.

                                        And in fact, killing all the hyper-authoritarians (or at least all of that kind of authoritarian-the irredeemable monster kind) and dismantling everything they built is the best way to stop that.

                                        I find this phrase is almost without exception deployed to justify keeping momentum on horrible shit. It's a massive red flag, almost a logical fallacy in itself.

                                        just killing

                                        Nope, gotta destroy their institutions and hunt down survivors, dispossess their heirs completely, at minimum, but i think if they're old enough to talk they're old enough to hang in this case. The harm of letting them live is too great.

                                        we need an already

                                        Yeah thats optimal, but humans do actually have pretty good instincts for that. Like, shockingly good. Enough to bridge major gaps.

                                        grumbling about

                                        It's usually tjose fuckers or their heirs doing the grumbling. Kill them; it wont be an issue.

                                        I can't help but notice you're broadly suggesting we should avoid the result we've gotten every time by nit behaving too differently than we have every time in the past. I think we should try something different.

                                        To be clear: i don't think you shoukd exterminate every enemy. Just the kind that are monsters.

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                                          Donald J Trump hasn't anal probed me, or harvested my organs, or put me into a slave labor camp on Omnicron Persei 5.

                                          Yet.

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