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  • P [email protected]

    but it's a cop so likely won't be following the rules even for a vampire

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    Lol, well you have a point there.

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    • S [email protected]

      Actually the answer is yes, you mention ownership as a key thing for your logic. Hence ownership is transferred to owners, managers of managers, bosses of bosses, etc. Hence yes they would be allowed.

      You however misunderstand the implications of vampires. Vampires are essentially a criticism of the old who have lived to long, grown withered and cold. Husks of man with no life or soul left to gleam joy.

      However they still don the mask of man and must weave within society. They are bound to be polite as they are not to arouse alarm, the alarm will be the corpse they leave behind. The youth they have sapped and the decrepit infection he has implanted.

      Come on man, seems like an obvious metaphor for old men being polite and exploiting young women for the sake of 'new blood' or allusions to virginity. The yes is not about ownership, it is about concent.

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      If the owner isn't in the house, then they don't have any right to give permission.

      Vampires don't care about mortal laws.

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        This person has no friend groups

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          This person has no friend groups

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          There are zero units of human in these friend groups

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            So the legal owner loses the deed and the squatters evacuate.
            Now the state gets an extra house.

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            if thats the case, that means no one was the trully living there, so it's better to open it for someone else rather than leave it vacant.

            (if the squatters really lived there instead of just crashing there for a couple nights then they would have gotten there house)

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            • starman2112@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

              "If I own something I can put it to any lawful use without restriction or compensation."

              This also applies to my rental property, because it would be unlawful for me to use it in a way that violates my lease. If someone else gets to tell you what you can and can't do with your property, is it really your property? Whether that's because you signed a contract saying "I won't grow pot here," or you live in a region where local authorities can simply declare that you aren't allowed to grow pot there, I don't see the meaningful distinction. Of course, the concept of ownership is an ill-defined social construct to begin with, so this kind of disagreement is irreconcilable. We simply have different ideas of what defines "ownership."

              As such, whether a vampire cop can enter your property using a warrant depends on whether the vampire understands it to be permission. QED

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              The entire planet understands what ownership means you are basically alone in misunderstanding

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                The power that repels the vampire is supposedly god, which is supposedly stronger than the US Gov (citation needed) meaning no.

                However a good question is what exactly is a home and does it need to be sanctified? Can a Vampire enter a graveyard blessed by a cardinal when a groundskeeper lives on the far side?

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                Being as that god is typically considered to be the Christian God, then the dogmatic principle of, "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's" should come into play, at least in the western world. Their invitation is from the true owner of the home, the state, which supersedes the current occupants authority as, "all nations are created by God".

                However there may be some concept of primacy of house and home that in God's eyes turns out to be more important than the political societal contract we live under that has an exemption for protection from evil supernatural entities, as otherwise a long-lived vampire could simply manipulate the population to get themselves elected as a ruler and cause the citizens to lose one of their fundamental protections from the denizens of the night.

                That being said, most law-abiding homeowners would probably permit the entry based on the existence of the warrant by default, so it's likely a moot point.

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                • P [email protected]

                  but it's a cop so likely won't be following the rules even for a vampire

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                  Cops don't follow rules because there's no one enforcing them. Vampires can't enter homes because god stops them from doing so. So even a cop vampire would need to follow this rule or be turned to ash for not being a Gentleman.

                  I know, I know. It's a joke and all. I just felt the need to add context on why these rules exist and why their not just arbitrary laws that vampires can just chose to ignore.

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                    The entire planet understands what ownership means you are basically alone in misunderstanding

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                    No, the "entire planet" has decided that states ultimately own your property--and you, since you don't have absolute, individual bodily autonomy--and we use an incorrect shorthand in the way we verbally talk about property rights.

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                      Cops don't follow rules because there's no one enforcing them. Vampires can't enter homes because god stops them from doing so. So even a cop vampire would need to follow this rule or be turned to ash for not being a Gentleman.

                      I know, I know. It's a joke and all. I just felt the need to add context on why these rules exist and why their not just arbitrary laws that vampires can just chose to ignore.

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                      yeah i just thought it would be funny to think cops would ignore even supernatural laws because they're just that shitty

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                        Nope, absolutely no vampires here, definitely none at all, no siree. No vmpires in this house.

                        /blinks franticly at the camera

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                        …be… sure… to… drink… your… ov-

                        You son of a bitch

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                        • lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]

                          If the owner isn't in the house, then they don't have any right to give permission.

                          Vampires don't care about mortal laws.

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                          So the who owns it? If you own a house, you are still owned by the government that leases you that land at tax deductions. Or would the bloodidst own it?

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                            yeah i just thought it would be funny to think cops would ignore even supernatural laws because they're just that shitty

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                            Tbh, that does sound kind of dope 😂

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                            • lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]

                              All of those things (Landlords, disputed owners, etc.) don't apply if they aren't in the house.

                              This is really that simple.

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                              But how does it apply? Any 4 walls and a ceiling? Does a window count as being open to invitation? If the vampire knocks down a wall is it now outdoors and they're free to go anywhere that was formerly "inside"

                              If I put a box I own in someone else's house the vampire has access to can he not access my box while I'm in it? What about a casita style house inside a larger house, like a mother-in-law suite?

                              Can anyone inside invite them? Can they have a thrall of theirs force or trick their way inside and invite the vampire in?

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                                Needs reasoning

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                                Not familiar with warrant law but doesnt inviting a police officer into your home negate the need for a warrant as you have given the permission?

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                                  Not familiar with warrant law but doesnt inviting a police officer into your home negate the need for a warrant as you have given the permission?

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                                  Yes, but the debate is the other way around: is a warrant an invitation?

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                                    Yes, but the debate is the other way around: is a warrant an invitation?

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                                    No. And there is no guarantee that human cops even follow their rules so imagine a thirsty vampire in a position of power/authority. The warrant can be a tool to gain entry but they would probably still be bound by whatever hearth magick serves as a barrier.

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                                      But that's kinda the flaw in all of it. If I live with other people, any one of them can let the vampire in, but he never got permission from me then it's not about individual permission.

                                      If we say anyone with authority over the space can let someone in, then that would probably extend to the law or property owners.

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                                      It is an interesting idea that roommates would all have to vote on whether to let one in, ngl

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