He isn't holding anything other than a diaper full of shit.

[thepantser@sh.itjust.works]

He isn't holding anything other than a diaper full of shit.

[thanksobama@sh.itjust.works]

Surprised his hands are big enough to pull up those big boy pants.

[adameatsass@lemmy.world]

Remember when the Canada wildfires caused a toilet paper shortage in the USA. The USA is about to be in a world of poop.

[thepantser@sh.itjust.works]

Good thing I have a bidet and towels.

[blumpkinhead@lemmy.world]

Yes, but he has all the shit.

[blumpkinhead@lemmy.world]

And socks in a pinch.

[akasazh@feddit.nl]

He's just spent a couple of days being fellated by the entirety of NATO countries, including the Dutch royal family, so he feels like he's the top dog in everything once more.

Just be like China and ignore his hollow threats

[gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de]

The best shit even. Some would call it great! All the experts agree with me, that i have the best shit!

(/s)