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What is the craziest thing your pet thinks you can control?

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    The rain. My dog will ask to go out, see it's raining when I open the door and give me this pleading look. He has a raincoat but if it's raining heavily it's not really enough.

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      My cat asked me to stop the thunder last night again, and I felt so guilty I couldn’t do it for her.

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      Hey same! My cat loves going in the backyard, and whenever it storms he stands by the back door and looks at me to make it stop.

      I am sorry little one, but I am not Zeus nor the Hyades.

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        My cat asked me to stop the thunder last night again, and I felt so guilty I couldn’t do it for her.

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        She’s not directly “mine” but a cat who loves our porch also gets mad at me when I let it rain outside.

        They simultaneously think we’re gods and servants lmao

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          My dog seems to think that as long as we cook dinner no delivery drivers will come to our porch.

          Sometimes he is betrayed.

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            We had a cat who loved when we'd turn the lights on and off before bed, and we think he eventually thought we could control the sun, too, because he'd yell at us when his window spot wasn't sunny enough for his liking.

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            That just seems like a perfectly reasonable misunderstanding.

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              One of my dogs glares at me every time it rains. I keep telling her I don't control the weather. At least we don't get much rain here.

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                The rain. My dog will ask to go out, see it's raining when I open the door and give me this pleading look. He has a raincoat but if it's raining heavily it's not really enough.

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                They've seen the shower, they know you can control rain.

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                  The sun. We get very little sun at home during winter, and she will moan endlessly once the sun leaves.

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                    My inside cats think I can control the mean outside cat. I can chase it away, but I can't make it nice like they want

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                      Mine wanted to go out the back door, but it was pouring rain. I opened the door and showed him the rain, and he walked to the front door. So I opened it, and showed him that it was raining out there, too.

                      He just looked at me with an expression of withering disappointment and disgust.

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                        She’s not directly “mine” but a cat who loves our porch also gets mad at me when I let it rain outside.

                        They simultaneously think we’re gods and servants lmao

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                        Isn't Jesus both God and a servant?

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                          When Brood X happened, I think one of my cats thought I was responsible for the cicadas. They kept bonking against our windows and she'd look at them, then look at me and meow. I tried explaining but I don't think she understood 😞

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