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If you could have one always ready, perfectly cooked food magically available to you at all times, what would it be?

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  • godric@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

    Ohhh dear god I should not have read this while this hungry

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    How do you think I feel... I dream about it all the time.

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      I was imagining a hip holster or possibly a bandolier to pull them out of, but, thank you. This is the greatest compliment I have ever received.

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      You know, a holster is not an idea that occurred to me, but I sort of like the idea of just having like a magical holster of corn dogs.

      Or like, an ankle holster. Imagine explaining that to airport security.
      My personal favorite riff on the attached holder idea is one of those old school gas station change dispensers. You pull a little lever and a corn dog pops up out of one of the tubes like a spring-loaded snake. (Would have to be appropriately sized.) Maybe other tubes have condiments?

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        You know, a holster is not an idea that occurred to me, but I sort of like the idea of just having like a magical holster of corn dogs.

        Or like, an ankle holster. Imagine explaining that to airport security.
        My personal favorite riff on the attached holder idea is one of those old school gas station change dispensers. You pull a little lever and a corn dog pops up out of one of the tubes like a spring-loaded snake. (Would have to be appropriately sized.) Maybe other tubes have condiments?

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        This just keeps getting better! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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          Two slices of cottage bread, lightly buttered on the inside with quality unsalted butter, two pieces of deli style American cheese (specifically the stuff from our local butcher but similar to Kraft Deli Select) evenly distributed in the middle.

          Delicious cheese sandwich!

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          • antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.comA [email protected]

            Interesting do you just sub buckwheat flour? Iโ€™ve had Ethiopian injera, which is like a sourdough Teff crรจpe.

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            IDK, actually. This sounds ridiculous, I know, but crepes are not something I've ever made for myself, that's part of the reason I picked them.

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              Assuming cooked includes "prepared": sushi boat with a variety of rolls!

              Plenty to eat, good protein, and it's something I can't prepare for myself. Also assuming magic, won't contribute to ocean decline.

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                โ€œIf you could have one always ready, perfectly cooked food magically available to you at all times, what would it be?โ€

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                ... steamed broccoli takes 10 minutes and is cheap af why not use your ONE GIFT on something more expensive and effortful?

                At least make it a fucking broccoli cheese casserole

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                  ... steamed broccoli takes 10 minutes and is cheap af why not use your ONE GIFT on something more expensive and effortful?

                  At least make it a fucking broccoli cheese casserole

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                  I want one always ready, perfectly cooked broccoli floret magically available to me at any time. No grocery shopping or cooking required. I could be anywhere and have perfectly cooked broccoli to eat and/or share with others ๐Ÿ˜Œ

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                    I want one always ready, perfectly cooked broccoli floret magically available to me at any time. No grocery shopping or cooking required. I could be anywhere and have perfectly cooked broccoli to eat and/or share with others ๐Ÿ˜Œ

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                    That's reason enough to block you...

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                      That's reason enough to block you...

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                      Sounds like you could use more steamed broccoli in your diet ๐Ÿ˜‹

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                      • rebekahwsd@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        Chicken tortellini soup. Everyone in the house likes it so everyone could just have a nice bowl whenever!

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                        I love how wholesome your wish is.

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                          Fajitas.

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                            Prison escape cake, with a metal file, skeleton key and a knife baked inside.

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                            • misterneon@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                              Veggies and beans enchiladas verde.

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                              This is the way I was going. Beans, rice, and cheese burritos, with plenty of veggies and salsa to round things out. Pretty wholesome, lots of nutrients, complete protein. You'd never starve. Enchiladas are an excellent variation.

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                                In any quantity? Some nutritionally complete food that avoids as many allergens as possible. Probably some kind of fortified legume and veggie paste. With that kind of magical power, I'd be looking to slay one of the horsemen of the apocalypse

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                                  Birria de Res Tacos

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                                    Bibimbap. Reasonably healthy and would take me a long time to get tired of.

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