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Time to redraw America's borders in a way that finally makes sense.

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    I will never understand why y'all get such a pedantry hard on for this specific topic

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    I think to most of those people it's like the US is trying to "steal" the name America from the rest of the continents, but it's really only the Spanish speaking parts of the Americas that feel that way about it. But they can have it their way in their language, and it doesn't detract from anything. It's like getting pissy because some cultures count continents by separating Europe from Asia and others have Eurasia (without even getting started on Afro-Eurasia).

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      Those damn macintoshes. Get off my LAN!

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      If you have MACs on your LAN, that's your problem.

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        Utucky

        No u.

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          What's the timezone in Missorado and also historians will debate if that was eldorado just so you know.

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            Which sports team am I supposed to root for with this map? Do you expect me to make a careful analysis of team history and current lineup? Or do I pick the one in the state I was born in like a normal person?

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            • hjalamanger@feddit.nuH [email protected]

              You should sort them in alphabetical order, my European brain won't be able to remember them otherwise

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              You just gotta remember the mnemonic for them!

              Many Wild Owls In Winter Never Make Unusual Noises, Always Calm and Focused

              But that's just taught to us in class as little kids so I forget it's not second nature for the rest of the world!

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                I will never understand why y'all get such a pedantry hard on for this specific topic

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                I never understand why USians get really pissed about them being called USians.

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                  Americans are so dumb when it comes to timezones we could just assign Maintana to GMT+5, Washconsin GMT+6 and so on downwards. It wouldn't make any difference to them and it'd be a lot more fun for the rest of us.

                  True story: "The meeting is at 1500 EDT". "Your state is currently on EST so if I turn up at the specified time I'll be an hour late. Are you sure it's 1500 EDT and not 1500 EST?" "Yes, definitely 1500 EDT". /me turns up at 1500 EDT to find the meeting has already finished.

                  I misread IDOTA as IDIOTA.

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                    I will never understand why y'all get such a pedantry hard on for this specific topic

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                    Are you from the USA?

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                      Americans are so dumb when it comes to timezones we could just assign Maintana to GMT+5, Washconsin GMT+6 and so on downwards. It wouldn't make any difference to them and it'd be a lot more fun for the rest of us.

                      True story: "The meeting is at 1500 EDT". "Your state is currently on EST so if I turn up at the specified time I'll be an hour late. Are you sure it's 1500 EDT and not 1500 EST?" "Yes, definitely 1500 EDT". /me turns up at 1500 EDT to find the meeting has already finished.

                      I misread IDOTA as IDIOTA.

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                      no that's floxas

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                        As a resident of Floxus, I propose we make the creeping phlox our state flower.

                        (It smells like rotting skunk.)

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                          As a resident of Floxus, I propose we make the creeping phlox our state flower.

                          (It smells like rotting skunk.)

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                          isn't that the shit that Trump smells like?

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                            Could they at least be an alphabetical order!

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                              this unironically looks like how some colonies used ro be divvied up. fitting for a colonial empire.

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                                Now I want to see this cross referenced to a population map and overlay major cities and show us the population of each new state and what cities would be in each.

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                                    As a resident of Floxus, I propose we make the creeping phlox our state flower.

                                    (It smells like rotting skunk.)

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                                      If Dr Suess was in charge of naming the states:

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                                        as an Oregonian I 100% accpt the decision to merge us with Warshington

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                                          We’ll smuggle you out.

                                          I feel like any major restructure like that would require some sort of open border policy, even if temporary, simply because people have never had any reason to not move..? And if we Balkanize with closed borders from go, well that’s for sure going to cause conflict.

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                                          Smuggling is what it will cause. I'll risk dying in a hot truck.

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