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  • xanthrax@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

    Dude, horse people are crazy I swear. One time, I had a random horse rider on my land. I had a dog with me that would attack predators/ large animals. A random horse person decided to use our trail and approach us. I grabbed my dog (100+ lb) and held her with me, hoping they would pass. We have clear fence lines, so it wasn't an accident. I hid the dog from the horses vision.

    The horse rider had the fucking gaul , after showing up on MY land to say "your dog is scaring my horse, can you please stand up straight and act more approachable?". Mother fucker I'm not approachable at all right now. Take your horse home, and fuck off. They TRIED to make it a habit. I told them they could come back if they want to, but they're going to get bucked off. They haven't come back much. I get the idea, the horses are easily scared. You need to be careful around them. DON'T BRING THEM TO A RANDOM PERSONS RANCH AND COMPLAIN.

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    How did you know he was a Gaul? Was it the superior cavalry?

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      Understandable. If only there was a list of beaches and pools to avoid taking our horses to…

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      • xanthrax@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

        Dude, horse people are crazy I swear. One time, I had a random horse rider on my land. I had a dog with me that would attack predators/ large animals. A random horse person decided to use our trail and approach us. I grabbed my dog (100+ lb) and held her with me, hoping they would pass. We have clear fence lines, so it wasn't an accident. I hid the dog from the horses vision.

        The horse rider had the fucking gaul , after showing up on MY land to say "your dog is scaring my horse, can you please stand up straight and act more approachable?". Mother fucker I'm not approachable at all right now. Take your horse home, and fuck off. They TRIED to make it a habit. I told them they could come back if they want to, but they're going to get bucked off. They haven't come back much. I get the idea, the horses are easily scared. You need to be careful around them. DON'T BRING THEM TO A RANDOM PERSONS RANCH AND COMPLAIN.

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        That's not just horse people, snowmobilers, bicyclists, hell, I had a guy just wander into my yard through the 6 ft privacy fence because his cheapo drone crashed in my yard, maybe. Fucking metal detectorists. I keep telling them it's illegal to dig in public places in this state and every single time, they argue with me and I have to threaten to call the cops before they fuck off. I even caught one in the boulevard in front of my house. Like WTF do you expect to find there? Random bolts that fall off cars? Nobody walks there, dude. Ever.

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          This reads like a KenM comment

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          Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in awhile…

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            Its fine. I'm immune to jump scares.

            Go ahead and try me.

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              Ontario, Canada has had no topless law for many a year now unless it changed recently. Many boobs were showing when it 1st came out and the law against was rescinded.
              Now all these years later not so many boobs. Guess everyone became meh about it.

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                Other women, mostly, is the actual answer to the title question. At least in modern times. No one hates women more than other women.

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                  How did you know he was a Gaul? Was it the superior cavalry?

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                  nah it was just Gaul tagging around behind his love interest again, I'm sure Bain was nearby too

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                    Ontario, Canada has had no topless law for many a year now unless it changed recently. Many boobs were showing when it 1st came out and the law against was rescinded.
                    Now all these years later not so many boobs. Guess everyone became meh about it.

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                    Men ruin everything! Can't keep our stupid mouths shut...

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                      This actually makes more sense than the real reason.

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                        I don't really like seeing anyone's nipples in public. But then, I also understand the difference between my personal preferences and need for legislation.

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                          Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in awhile…

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                          His grandson moved to LA

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                            The nerve of some people, to be where they shouldn't and then tell you how to act. I've ran into weirdly entitled horse people several times on hiking trails. For whatever reason horses have right of way over hikers and I've had so many horse people exercise that when it's been bad for me (and them). One lady tried to get me to stand by the edge instead of the mountainside because drops made her horse nervous. Like motherfucker, this whole trail is drops. Walk your horse if you brought the wrong one for the job. I'm not falling 200 ft so you can pretend to be a cowboy. Also, trudging through horseshit sucks. /rant

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                            If its their land, man, I get it. Horses are super skidish. If its a private horse trail, they have the right of way. If they're anywhere off that trail, they're just being entitled.

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                              GOOD point!

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                                How did you know he was a Gaul? Was it the superior cavalry?

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                                Of course they had a Gaul?? They're a horse person.

                                https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Gaul

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                                  His grandson moved to LA

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                                  To make 6k figures

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                                    Someone want to flash a horse and find out?

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                                      I heard of a pastor in my town once say that "Satan lands a 747 of sin on exposed skin". Conceptually I think I just kind of like the way his brain worked, misogyny aside. Also according to him this means Boeing built at least one custom plane for Hell and that kind of makes sense.

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                                      • zachariah@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                                        Did fate mistake us for a pair of star crossed lovers?
                                        The savory ending wasn't drowned in salt and pepper
                                        And as we danced together, I cried a funny smile
                                        As I felt you awake in the heat of feast
                                        Now you're gone forever now inside myself here we go

                                        Ooh Mr. Steak, you were Grade A

                                        I believe when a man's in love he'll do anything he wants
                                        He'll do anything that will come to his mind
                                        And like that, Mr. Steak was in love every minute of his mind:
                                        He's stepping left and right cha-cha
                                        He came to me in a package of delight
                                        Every other meal paled in his shadow ooh
                                        He picked me, not the other way around
                                        He came bursting at the seams
                                        He pranced around la la

                                        He brought the 1 2 3 he brought the four on the floor
                                        He loved to move he was everything and more
                                        And every bite just made him dance more and more
                                        He loved to

                                        Mr. Steak you were Grade A

                                        Mr. Steak, he's such a bachelor at heart
                                        He'd never met another cut that likes to booty booty shaky shake
                                        Do you believe that a steak couldn't love
                                        Or is hard to manage the fact of meat jerkin to the beat
                                        But Mr. Steak he is practically an animal of joy
                                        The rarest of all cuts: tenderloin
                                        It was a tragedy of unimaginable fate his legend lives across the land
                                        Hand in hand here we go
                                        He brought the 1

                                        He brought the 1 2 3 he brought the four on the floor
                                        He loved to move he was everything and more
                                        And every bite just made him dance more and more
                                        He loved to

                                        Mr. Steak you were great, eh?

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                                        I have never in my god given life seen a Kishi Bashi reference in the wild, incredible stuff

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                                          I have never in my god given life seen a Kishi Bashi reference in the wild, incredible stuff

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                                          I was just thinking the same thing. What a wonderful world we live in.

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