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  • florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneF [email protected]
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    I heard of a pastor in my town once say that "Satan lands a 747 of sin on exposed skin". Conceptually I think I just kind of like the way his brain worked, misogyny aside. Also according to him this means Boeing built at least one custom plane for Hell and that kind of makes sense.

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    • zachariah@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

      Did fate mistake us for a pair of star crossed lovers?
      The savory ending wasn't drowned in salt and pepper
      And as we danced together, I cried a funny smile
      As I felt you awake in the heat of feast
      Now you're gone forever now inside myself here we go

      Ooh Mr. Steak, you were Grade A

      I believe when a man's in love he'll do anything he wants
      He'll do anything that will come to his mind
      And like that, Mr. Steak was in love every minute of his mind:
      He's stepping left and right cha-cha
      He came to me in a package of delight
      Every other meal paled in his shadow ooh
      He picked me, not the other way around
      He came bursting at the seams
      He pranced around la la

      He brought the 1 2 3 he brought the four on the floor
      He loved to move he was everything and more
      And every bite just made him dance more and more
      He loved to

      Mr. Steak you were Grade A

      Mr. Steak, he's such a bachelor at heart
      He'd never met another cut that likes to booty booty shaky shake
      Do you believe that a steak couldn't love
      Or is hard to manage the fact of meat jerkin to the beat
      But Mr. Steak he is practically an animal of joy
      The rarest of all cuts: tenderloin
      It was a tragedy of unimaginable fate his legend lives across the land
      Hand in hand here we go
      He brought the 1

      He brought the 1 2 3 he brought the four on the floor
      He loved to move he was everything and more
      And every bite just made him dance more and more
      He loved to

      Mr. Steak you were great, eh?

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      I have never in my god given life seen a Kishi Bashi reference in the wild, incredible stuff

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        I have never in my god given life seen a Kishi Bashi reference in the wild, incredible stuff

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        I was just thinking the same thing. What a wonderful world we live in.

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        • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

          I heard of a pastor in my town once say that "Satan lands a 747 of sin on exposed skin". Conceptually I think I just kind of like the way his brain worked, misogyny aside. Also according to him this means Boeing built at least one custom plane for Hell and that kind of makes sense.

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          God obliterating my wife with a jumbo jet after she wore shorts to the family bbq

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            God obliterating my wife with a jumbo jet after she wore shorts to the family bbq

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            that got a spit take from me

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              GOOD point!

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              We are ALL GOOD points on this blessed day

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                Yes, well, it’s very important to keep all the horses at the waterpark calm.

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                  Pointy shoes continue to make horse riding easier. Source: me with sore ribs because my rubber boot got hung up the other day.

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                  who was riding you

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                  • bebopalouie@lemmy.caB [email protected]

                    Ontario, Canada has had no topless law for many a year now unless it changed recently. Many boobs were showing when it 1st came out and the law against was rescinded.
                    Now all these years later not so many boobs. Guess everyone became meh about it.

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                    Columbus Ohio doesn't restrict toplessness and yeah every once in a while you might see nips when it's too damn hot to wear a shirt, but otherwise it's basically only at festivals or when people are out at night in the summer. Comfest and pride have plenty of toplessness though.

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                    • gedaliyah@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                      I don't really like seeing anyone's nipples in public. But then, I also understand the difference between my personal preferences and need for legislation.

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                      I'm not going to lie and pretend that I don't enjoy seeing boobies

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                      • florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneF [email protected]
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                        Stupid scary areolas.

                        ~also the name of my garage band~

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                          Other women, mostly, is the actual answer to the title question. At least in modern times. No one hates women more than other women.

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                          ah yes, misogyny is women’s fault. a classic.

                          go fuck yourself

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                            ah yes, misogyny is women’s fault. a classic.

                            go fuck yourself

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                            Female misogyny is misogyny and pretending it doesn't exist isn't helping anyone, so I will go fuck myself, but not because you told me to.

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                              Then my neighbor, Joey, with his saucer-sized nips should also be illegal.

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                                Female misogyny is misogyny and pretending it doesn't exist isn't helping anyone, so I will go fuck myself, but not because you told me to.

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                                Im not saying women can’t be misogynistic. many are.

                                you’re saying women are the main perpetrators of misogyny. a lie made to blame us for our own oppression.

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                                  Stupid scary areolas.

                                  ~also the name of my garage band~

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                                  ...send shivers down my spine

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                                    Stupid scary areolas.

                                    ~also the name of my garage band~

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                                    Scareolas

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                                      To make 6k figures

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                                      That's quite a few figures.

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                                        How did you know he was a Gaul? Was it the superior cavalry?

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                                        These horse people are crazy, by Toutatis!

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                                        • xanthrax@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

                                          If its their land, man, I get it. Horses are super skidish. If its a private horse trail, they have the right of way. If they're anywhere off that trail, they're just being entitled.

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                                          I'm sure private horse trails exist but I'm talking about public land where horses do have the right of way. The right of way goes Horse-pedestrian-bike. Sometimes people will cede their right of way, as to not force other trail users into dangerous positions. Trail riders almost never do. Mule and horsepackers often will, just not usually the purely recreational riders. I'm not saying anyone is doing anything illegal, but at the same time we shouldn't let the law get in the way of morality. Well trained horses aren't skittish. Well trained dogs aren't reactive. Well trained animals are rarely the problem and it's not like I'm going to blame horses for their riders' lack of control.

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