Scareolas
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I'm constantly getting titty flashed when we move cows .
Wait, those are teats.
Lmao. I live by a semi-retired dairy farmer who uses his dairy cows to nurse calves for 4H kids. I see so much cow tiddy on the regular.
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Pasta would give a more sensible answer than this Pastor.
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Dude, horse people are crazy I swear. One time, I had a random horse rider on my land. I had a dog with me that would attack predators/ large animals. A random horse person decided to use our trail and approach us. I grabbed my dog (100+ lb) and held her with me, hoping they would pass. We have clear fence lines, so it wasn't an accident. I hid the dog from the horses vision.
The horse rider had the fucking gaul , after showing up on MY land to say "your dog is scaring my horse, can you please stand up straight and act more approachable?". Mother fucker I'm not approachable at all right now. Take your horse home, and fuck off. They TRIED to make it a habit. I told them they could come back if they want to, but they're going to get bucked off. They haven't come back much. I get the idea, the horses are easily scared. You need to be careful around them. DON'T BRING THEM TO A RANDOM PERSONS RANCH AND COMPLAIN.
Horse people are generally less used to rejection and being told no then the regular, average trail enjoyer
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I felt a little more stupid after reading the "explanation".
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Pasta would give a more sensible answer than this Pastor.
Al pastor
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Dude, horse people are crazy I swear. One time, I had a random horse rider on my land. I had a dog with me that would attack predators/ large animals. A random horse person decided to use our trail and approach us. I grabbed my dog (100+ lb) and held her with me, hoping they would pass. We have clear fence lines, so it wasn't an accident. I hid the dog from the horses vision.
The horse rider had the fucking gaul , after showing up on MY land to say "your dog is scaring my horse, can you please stand up straight and act more approachable?". Mother fucker I'm not approachable at all right now. Take your horse home, and fuck off. They TRIED to make it a habit. I told them they could come back if they want to, but they're going to get bucked off. They haven't come back much. I get the idea, the horses are easily scared. You need to be careful around them. DON'T BRING THEM TO A RANDOM PERSONS RANCH AND COMPLAIN.
Especially since you never know if there are naked women arround a ranch
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God obliterating my wife with a jumbo jet after she wore shorts to the family bbq
Well i dont really judge kinks usually but god himself? Isnt that a bit too far?
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Lost the perfect opportunity to say, 'fuck you and the horse you rode in on'.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Meatballs 2 was not a great movie but PeeWee was in it. He said this to the other camp leader. He flipped the guy the bird then held it horizontally and pushes it towards him. The guy ignores him and walks away. Minutes later, he comes back outside and sees PeeWee do it again. The guy holds up the finger and says "I know what this means, but what's this?" horizontal bird.
That's when PeeWee explains. Guy grabs him by the face and shoves him off camera.
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Hey, last time I was at a water park a woman's top popped off at the bottom of a slide and half of us died getting trampled by the nearby horses.
I hate it when I get trampled by horses and die.
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Is this why Iām afraid of my gf?
Are you a horse?
