Creating dogs
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“Also, if you live inside the house, people can touch you anytime they want.”
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“Also, if you live inside the house, people can touch you anytime they want.”
And you're allergic to chocolate
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Cat: laughing silently
Also Cat: Becomes women's best friend
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And you're allergic to chocolate
And despite all of that idiot God's petty spite toward you, you are chief among humanity’s finest companions, and we treasure you dearly.
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And despite all of that idiot God's petty spite toward you, you are chief among humanity’s finest companions, and we treasure you dearly.
we will make entire movie franchises about how we will go on murder sprees if someone harms you
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Cat: laughing silently
Also Cat: Becomes women's best friend
Me looking at my cat, and my cat looking at me after reading this comment:
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Cat: laughing silently
Also Cat: Becomes women's best friend
This insinuates that cats can talk but just choose not to, which totally tracks.
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Chocolate is literally poison to most lifeforms.
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Cat: laughing silently
Also Cat: Becomes women's best friend
A cat's tongue has barbs.
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Dogs were created by humans from wolves. Even hypothetical God doesn't get any credit.
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“Also, if you live inside the house, people can touch you anytime they want.”
I've never met a dog who wouldn't willingly make this trade.
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I've never met a dog who wouldn't willingly make this trade.
You wouldn't meet those who wouldn't would you
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Dogs were created by humans from wolves. Even hypothetical God doesn't get any credit.
But we were made in his image and he imagined that we would turn wolves into pugs. It's Gods will that pugs exist.
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But we were made in his image and he imagined that we would turn wolves into pugs. It's Gods will that pugs exist.
But this conversation is done as if they were created from scratch. It lies!
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But this conversation is done as if they were created from scratch. It lies!
Hypothetical GOD created the earth 5k years ago, in that case dogs only appear to be tamed wolf, but are really created by god. Besides, if we are allowed magic, anything can be true
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You wouldn't meet those who wouldn't would you
I'll admit to survivor bias in this case.
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Dogs were created by humans from wolves. Even hypothetical God doesn't get any credit.
No, the universe was created last thursday, wake up
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A cat's tongue has barbs.
So does the cat dick
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No, the universe was created last thursday, wake up
wrote last edited by [email protected]Wouldn't that make tomorrow the first Thursday?
Wow, Last Thursday and Next Thursday are always two weeks apart, except on Thursday weirdly enough.
Time is a flat circle.
