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Title of your s*x tape

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  • thetechnician27@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

    OP, you can say "sex". Your parents aren't going to put you in time-out.

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    F*ck, you're right.

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      why does that map look like the biritsh isles after the icecaps melted

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      • thetechnician27@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

        OP, you can say "sex". Your parents aren't going to put you in time-out.

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        Why are you so sure it's sex instead of six? It could be sax tape for all we know.

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          Why are you so sure it's sex instead of six? It could be sax tape for all we know.

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          Yeah, show me your sexy sax tape!

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          • dumbass@leminal.spaceD [email protected]

            Yeah, show me your sexy sax tape!

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              "Filipinos are a warm, gentle, caring, giving people. Which is a good thing since so many of them carry concealed weapons." - Neal Stephenson

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                Why do you censor "sex"?

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                • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                  "Filipinos are a warm, gentle, caring, giving people. Which is a good thing since so many of them carry concealed weapons." - Neal Stephenson

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                  Cryptonomicon ❤️

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                    Cryptonomicon ❤️

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                    This book shaped me.

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                    • thetechnician27@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                      OP, you can say "sex". Your parents aren't going to put you in time-out.

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                      Please. Send me a picture of your face so I can verify if you can say that word on the internet.

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                        H*ly SHIT! Now th*t is a FUCKING cr*zy story. Th*se cocksuckers s*re dec*ded to impr*ve the*r goddamn l*ves. I'm so h*ppy for th*se twats.

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                          H*ly SHIT! Now th*t is a FUCKING cr*zy story. Th*se cocksuckers s*re dec*ded to impr*ve the*r goddamn l*ves. I'm so h*ppy for th*se twats.

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                          Thanks mte. I ws alread* concerned with @ll the non censred cntent lately on this NSFW app

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                            Thanks mte. I ws alread* concerned with @ll the non censred cntent lately on this NSFW app

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                            You need to use \ as an escape character before the asterisks so that you don't unintentionally make things italic instead.

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                            • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                              "Filipinos are a warm, gentle, caring, giving people. Which is a good thing since so many of them carry concealed weapons." - Neal Stephenson

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                              Unfortunate yes, security guards in shopping malls used to carry machine guns lol when I was living there when I was younger, not anymore though I think.

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                              • halvar@lemy.lolH [email protected]

                                why does that map look like the biritsh isles after the icecaps melted

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                                Holy sh*t you're right!

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                                  H*ly SHIT! Now th*t is a FUCKING cr*zy story. Th*se cocksuckers s*re dec*ded to impr*ve the*r goddamn l*ves. I'm so h*ppy for th*se twats.

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                                  Haha fucking crazy story indeed 😂

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                                    Why do you censor "sex"?

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                                    This is a Christian server mate /s

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                                    • thetechnician27@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                      OP, you can say "sex". Your parents aren't going to put you in time-out.

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                                      I'm from the Visayas, I meant six.

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                                        Would both be funny and dark if it was the other way around heh

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                                          Unfortunate yes, security guards in shopping malls used to carry machine guns lol when I was living there when I was younger, not anymore though I think.

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                                          Even as a kid getting armed cops in schools after 9/11, I have always really hated seeing guns in public. Especially when it's a mall cop, you know? That sucks.

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