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    "Filipinos are a warm, gentle, caring, giving people. Which is a good thing since so many of them carry concealed weapons." - Neal Stephenson

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      Why do you censor "sex"?

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        "Filipinos are a warm, gentle, caring, giving people. Which is a good thing since so many of them carry concealed weapons." - Neal Stephenson

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        Cryptonomicon ❤️

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          Cryptonomicon ❤️

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          This book shaped me.

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          • thetechnician27@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

            OP, you can say "sex". Your parents aren't going to put you in time-out.

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            Please. Send me a picture of your face so I can verify if you can say that word on the internet.

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              H*ly SHIT! Now th*t is a FUCKING cr*zy story. Th*se cocksuckers s*re dec*ded to impr*ve the*r goddamn l*ves. I'm so h*ppy for th*se twats.

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                H*ly SHIT! Now th*t is a FUCKING cr*zy story. Th*se cocksuckers s*re dec*ded to impr*ve the*r goddamn l*ves. I'm so h*ppy for th*se twats.

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                Thanks mte. I ws alread* concerned with @ll the non censred cntent lately on this NSFW app

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                  Thanks mte. I ws alread* concerned with @ll the non censred cntent lately on this NSFW app

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                  You need to use \ as an escape character before the asterisks so that you don't unintentionally make things italic instead.

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                    "Filipinos are a warm, gentle, caring, giving people. Which is a good thing since so many of them carry concealed weapons." - Neal Stephenson

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                    Unfortunate yes, security guards in shopping malls used to carry machine guns lol when I was living there when I was younger, not anymore though I think.

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                      why does that map look like the biritsh isles after the icecaps melted

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                      Holy sh*t you're right!

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                        H*ly SHIT! Now th*t is a FUCKING cr*zy story. Th*se cocksuckers s*re dec*ded to impr*ve the*r goddamn l*ves. I'm so h*ppy for th*se twats.

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                        Haha fucking crazy story indeed 😂

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                          Why do you censor "sex"?

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                          This is a Christian server mate /s

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                            OP, you can say "sex". Your parents aren't going to put you in time-out.

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                            I'm from the Visayas, I meant six.

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                              Would both be funny and dark if it was the other way around heh

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                                Unfortunate yes, security guards in shopping malls used to carry machine guns lol when I was living there when I was younger, not anymore though I think.

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                                Even as a kid getting armed cops in schools after 9/11, I have always really hated seeing guns in public. Especially when it's a mall cop, you know? That sucks.

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                                  Would both be funny and dark if it was the other way around heh

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                                  I'm pretty sure that occurs more often

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                                    You need to use \ as an escape character before the asterisks so that you don't unintentionally make things italic instead.

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                                    I think it adds a bit of charm to it

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                                      This is a Christian server mate /s

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                                      Do Christians not believe in sex then?

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                                        Th*nks!

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                                          Do Christians not believe in sex then?

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                                          No, that's why the Bible says babies are delivered by storks. Sex was invented in 1960 by feminists who wanted to chop your balls off so they could superglue them on and transgender themselves.

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