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Title of your s*x tape

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    Why do you censor "sex"?

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    This is a Christian server mate /s

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    • thetechnician27@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

      OP, you can say "sex". Your parents aren't going to put you in time-out.

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      I'm from the Visayas, I meant six.

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        Would both be funny and dark if it was the other way around heh

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          Unfortunate yes, security guards in shopping malls used to carry machine guns lol when I was living there when I was younger, not anymore though I think.

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          Even as a kid getting armed cops in schools after 9/11, I have always really hated seeing guns in public. Especially when it's a mall cop, you know? That sucks.

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            Would both be funny and dark if it was the other way around heh

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            I'm pretty sure that occurs more often

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              You need to use \ as an escape character before the asterisks so that you don't unintentionally make things italic instead.

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              I think it adds a bit of charm to it

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                This is a Christian server mate /s

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                Do Christians not believe in sex then?

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                  You need to use \ as an escape character before the asterisks so that you don't unintentionally make things italic instead.

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                  Th*nks!

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                    Do Christians not believe in sex then?

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                    No, that's why the Bible says babies are delivered by storks. Sex was invented in 1960 by feminists who wanted to chop your balls off so they could superglue them on and transgender themselves.

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                    • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                      "Filipinos are a warm, gentle, caring, giving people. Which is a good thing since so many of them carry concealed weapons." - Neal Stephenson

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                      I had assumed guns were not only frowned upon but flat out illegal in the Philippines. Wife was talking about moving back when we retire. "Meh, it would sure suck selling all my guns and not being able to shoot or gunsmith again."

                      She looked at me strange, "We have many guns. My cousin runs a gun shop. What are you talking about?"

                      Then I watched some videos. They're 1911 fanatics like me! I have found my people.

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                        Even as a kid getting armed cops in schools after 9/11, I have always really hated seeing guns in public. Especially when it's a mall cop, you know? That sucks.

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                        We had an armed cop in my 80s high school, long before Columbine made school shootings a sport. Also, this was a solidly middle-class school, not exactly rough.

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                          Countering with a superior sax.

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                            We had an armed cop in my 80s high school, long before Columbine made school shootings a sport. Also, this was a solidly middle-class school, not exactly rough.

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                            What's your point, that it's fine and dandy? I've done more than my share of fun with guns, but even I think it's just plain weird for kids to see a guy with a gun every single day of their lives.

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