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Kristi Noem Says Cannibal Ate Himself on ICE Deportation Flight

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    Dom DeLuise with extra pepperoni

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      Why are they eating the skinny guy? The big guy is far more nutritionally dense.

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        Yes, let's talk about her stupid story instead of the concentration camp she just opened.

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          she currentlys ups MTG and whos the looniest.

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          Sorry, I'm Italian and I don't know what that means.

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            I’m betting the person injured themself to get off the plane. Maybe with their teeth. ICE was making fun of it, calling him a cannibal and dumbass Noem just believed it word for word.

            She doesn’t seem like someone who gets jokes, even bad ones.

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            I'm betting this person is entirely fictional and created to paint the innocent people they're kidnapping off the street as deranged maniacs.

            She does seem like the sort of person to make up racist lies.

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              I’m betting the person injured themself to get off the plane. Maybe with their teeth. ICE was making fun of it, calling him a cannibal and dumbass Noem just believed it word for word.

              She doesn’t seem like someone who gets jokes, even bad ones.

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              Noem is no dumbass, but she plays a convincing one on TV.

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                Have you seen a man eating his own head?

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                Then you haven't seen everything. And neither have we.

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                  Sorry, I'm Italian and I don't know what that means.

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                  Marjorie Taylor Green, horrible excuse for a human being, vile and hateful

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                    Remember when you needed proof to say stuff and have people believe you? Nowadays you can say whatever the fuck you want with fake numbers and straight up lies and people will believe you if you have any kind of charisma or authority.

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                    Well they don’t have any charisma but perception differs, Right?

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                      I came here to post this

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