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  • J [email protected]

    Clippy is a symbol of a decent company, pre-enshittification

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    Never read the Halloween Documents, have you?

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      So, it's their system & it's not theft by usage agreement?

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      It's your system and you agreed to licence your data to them. So technically it's not theft.
      But also technically, pirating isn't theft either, you're not breaking into microsoft HQ and stealing a product key.

      On a practical everyday way, yeah, I would say they are "stealing" your data, since they hide that as a clause in a massive EULA that can be altered at any time, and you either accept it or don't get to use what you bought.

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      • D [email protected]

        I remember struggling with the idea that all companies care more about the bottom line than anything else. People are good and care about good things. How can companies who are made of people always cause problems? There must be at least one good company out there, right?

        It's only after I spent some time in the world that I figured out that money really messes with things. It pressures companies to do whatever they can get away with. It separates the people who run the companies from the bad outcomes that company creates.

        And at the end of the day everyone needs to make a choice. Live and participate in a system that causes problems, or die. I chose to live and I don't blame anyone else for choosing to live.

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        The way laws and bylaws describe the jobs of CEOs and CFOs, the most qualified people to do those jobs are sociopaths. Empathy is practically a disqualifying personality trait.

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        • S [email protected]

          And they have so much processing horsepower anymore, things that weren't conceivable just happen and there's no easy way to disable them, like how Macs run mediaanalysisd (which you can at least see, but disabling will break OS updates) that scrape every image file on your computer and OCR/categorize them and tag them, iPhones/iPads do too, and you can't even find or see the running process let alone kill it.

          So every piece of media on your computer/phone just gets analyzed without your consent. Sure, maybe it is neat that you can search for a word that was in an image and that image comes up, but it would be nice if users of devices were allowed to choose what is/is not indexed.

          Its like you're a passenger on your tools anymore, rather than the driver.

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          And media analysis is like the least creepy shit Apple does. They also analyse your social networks (based on who you interact with using Apple services), and the database where they store that shit has labels for eg. political affiliations etc. (can't remember off-hand which of the many many Apple spyware dbs it was. One of the sqlite databases under ~/Library in any case. Might have been the appropriately named IntelligencePlatform databases, but I'm too lazy to check right now)

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          • D [email protected]

            Companies, especially larger ones, abstract away human responsibility and ethics from the decision-making process, making it easier for people to do bad things.

            “We do this for the company!”

            Plus, an individual’s ability to live being tied to the continued success of said company doesn’t help things either.

            “If I speak out, I’m not a ‘team player’. And those people get fired.”

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            There's also diffusing responsibility across the organization. It's easy to achieve unethical things, when the individual's part of the job hardly seems "bad" at all.

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            • K [email protected]

              Fair enough, and clippy was indeed trying to be helpful, no matter how misguided xD

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              I think this is what Louis was going for. He doesn't want to ask for no more companies, just companies that make a product (doesn't even need to be a good one) where its sole purpose is to try (doesn't even need to succeed) and be useful to the consumer.

              I think he hit his mark pretty well for the symbol, but whether or not I agree with his view on things is a different story entirely.

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              • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                I thought the whole "clippy just wanted to help" meme was sarcastic since clippy's nagging was just as intrusive as the current AI being forced into everything, but it seems it is not.

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                clippy’s nagging was just as intrusive as the current AI being forced into everything

                I thought the opposite was (part of) the point. Just right-click the assistant and tell it to go away, that's it. If all the AI garbage that's being integrated into Windows and many applications was that easy to get rid of I'd be considerably less annoyed by it. It was clumsy and misguided but not nearly as intrusive, also didn't require an account and an Internet connection.

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                • theneverfox@pawb.socialT [email protected]

                  I don't think they would've, they already had the market, and the attitude about privacy was very different back then

                  This also was before late-stage capital converted to endgame capitalism, back then they wanted to protect the cash cow. They cared about customer loyalty, because they cared about future revenue

                  Now? Companies are dismantling themselves for one more good quarter

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                  Companies are dismantling themselves for one more good quarter

                  Any example of this?

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                    I guess not many people remember that Microsoft was convicted of antitrust violations against Netscape (which effectively destroyed that command).

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                    Microsoft nowadays is one of the evil companies. Microsoft back in the day was the evil company.

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                    • D [email protected]

                      I remember struggling with the idea that all companies care more about the bottom line than anything else. People are good and care about good things. How can companies who are made of people always cause problems? There must be at least one good company out there, right?

                      It's only after I spent some time in the world that I figured out that money really messes with things. It pressures companies to do whatever they can get away with. It separates the people who run the companies from the bad outcomes that company creates.

                      And at the end of the day everyone needs to make a choice. Live and participate in a system that causes problems, or die. I chose to live and I don't blame anyone else for choosing to live.

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                      People are good and care about good things.

                      We have trouble understanding what’s going on because the average person can’t comprehend the levels of greed that modern Wall St capitalism selects for.
                      Just like the average person cannot comprehend a million years, the average person can’t appreciate the level of avarice some of our rich and powerful operate at. Only a few of us have interacted with people that broken.
                      There a tons of good people and good businesses out there. They are currently victims to levels of avarice we can’t bring ourselves to admit exists.

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                      • N [email protected]

                        https://analognowhere.com/_/oumuti/

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                        The entire clippy thing baffles me.

                        Let's use the mascot of Microsoft, a tech giant who invades every inch that they can, to say we don't like tech giants!

                        I don't think any company that uses AI or scrapes data gives two shits what your avatar is. It's the equivalent of changing your twitter profile to show support for the victims of something, and then carrying on as usual.

                        Microsoft would kill for Clippy to be remembered as a friend. Because that just sanewashes their history as a company when clippy was a thing. Yes, please ignore the anti-trust busting in Congress. Please ignore how we made computers worse for the end user by restricting what you can do on your purchased computer.

                        "Clippy was your friend. Clippy didn't want to steal your data. Clippy just wanted to help."

                        Help infantize the masses with "It looks like you're writing a document, do you want help with that? Yes, or maybe later?"

                        This entire clippy thing is just basically free whitewashing and advertising for Microsoft, one of the biggest players in the reasons why people use the avatar.

                        At least invent something new, if it's about protecting artists, instead of copying a jpg from a 90s corporate milquetoast mascot.

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                        • C [email protected]

                          I guess not many people remember that Microsoft was convicted of antitrust violations against Netscape (which effectively destroyed that command).

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                          The video that started this clippy campaign mentioned that. The message is that those sort of transgressions seem so minor compared to what companies bot only do, but get away with now

                          Clippy was hated at the time, but an annoying useless assistant that doesn't send anything to the Internet, let alone your personal data, seems like a dream now.

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                          • E [email protected]

                            Link here. Clippy never tried to sell our data. He just wanted to help, even if he was bad at it.

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                            He would have tried to sell your data if he could have. Clippy would use Recall 24/7 if he could have.

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                              https://analognowhere.com/_/oumuti/

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                              Random trivia: The clippy 3D animations were created by Deadpool director Tim Miller (of Blur Studio).

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                              • eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.comE [email protected]

                                The entire clippy thing baffles me.

                                Let's use the mascot of Microsoft, a tech giant who invades every inch that they can, to say we don't like tech giants!

                                I don't think any company that uses AI or scrapes data gives two shits what your avatar is. It's the equivalent of changing your twitter profile to show support for the victims of something, and then carrying on as usual.

                                Microsoft would kill for Clippy to be remembered as a friend. Because that just sanewashes their history as a company when clippy was a thing. Yes, please ignore the anti-trust busting in Congress. Please ignore how we made computers worse for the end user by restricting what you can do on your purchased computer.

                                "Clippy was your friend. Clippy didn't want to steal your data. Clippy just wanted to help."

                                Help infantize the masses with "It looks like you're writing a document, do you want help with that? Yes, or maybe later?"

                                This entire clippy thing is just basically free whitewashing and advertising for Microsoft, one of the biggest players in the reasons why people use the avatar.

                                At least invent something new, if it's about protecting artists, instead of copying a jpg from a 90s corporate milquetoast mascot.

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                                I don't think any company that uses AI or scrapes data gives two shits what your avatar is.

                                Didn't Rossmann say the whole point of changing your profile to clippy was to show everyone participating how many people would be willing to actually fight for consumer rights?

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                                  Microsoft nowadays is one of the evil companies. Microsoft back in the day was the evil company.

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                                  What about Monsanto (Roundup) and Philip-Morris (lol)? You could probably include Dole. As well as the East India Company.

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                                    Companies are dismantling themselves for one more good quarter

                                    Any example of this?

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                                    What do you think laying off your workforce does? These are the people who produce the things that make money

                                    For a clear cut example, Microsoft and gaming. They lay off entire studios the moment they release a hit

                                    It costs like 18 months+ of salary to replace a role like that, and you'll have to pay them more. It'll make you a bit more money next quarter... But in 2-5 years when there's no new game?

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                                    • dabster291@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

                                      I don't think any company that uses AI or scrapes data gives two shits what your avatar is.

                                      Didn't Rossmann say the whole point of changing your profile to clippy was to show everyone participating how many people would be willing to actually fight for consumer rights?

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                                      So instead of fighting it they changed their profile picture. Might as well post "Down for this sort of thing, I hereby declare Facebook can't steal my posts" and then never actually do anything to help stop it.

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                                      • eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.comE [email protected]

                                        So instead of fighting it they changed their profile picture. Might as well post "Down for this sort of thing, I hereby declare Facebook can't steal my posts" and then never actually do anything to help stop it.

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                                        So I suppose you never watched his follow-up video?

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                                          Random trivia: The clippy movement is not saying that Microsoft was noble. It’s saying we need to go back to the 90s version is the internet.

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