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    In the photo? Looks like the amount of ham didn't change, there's like nothing in there

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    In comparison to an ordinary sandwich.

    Ordinary sandwich: 2 bread 1 ham.
    Pictured trianglewich : 3 bread 3 ham.

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      Corn dogs and chicken balls are calzones.

      Scotch Eggs are salad Calzone, because they're are not just an egg covered in meat.

      I didn't make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.

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      How is a Scotch egg a salad?!

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        Come and talk to me when you've made a Möbius sandwich with a single piece of bread.

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        There is a science or food YouTuber out there who'd be really excited to try this, if only they read your idea.

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        • thetechnician27@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

          A spherical sandwich would just be a 3-ball of air surrounded by a 2-sphere with the following layers: bread (inner), contents (middle), bread (outer). You could also have a 3-sphere sandwich – homeomorphic to a calzone which has a little 3-ball of bread in its center.

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          ☝️This person topologies.

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            In comparison to an ordinary sandwich.

            Ordinary sandwich: 2 bread 1 ham.
            Pictured trianglewich : 3 bread 3 ham.

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            2 bread 1 ham

            Awful ratio... If you eat sandwiches like this I feel bad for you.

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              2 bread 1 ham

              Awful ratio... If you eat sandwiches like this I feel bad for you.

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              If you use 3 slices of ham in a regular sandwich, you will need 9 slices to create the scaled version of the pictured sandwich.

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                How is a Scotch egg a salad?!

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                I would think it’s a calzone based on the chart

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                  Come and talk to me when you've made a Möbius sandwich with a single piece of bread.

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                  It's Möbin time!!!

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                    If you use 3 slices of ham in a regular sandwich, you will need 9 slices to create the scaled version of the pictured sandwich.

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                    And...? Lol

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                      Are we all just a hive mind? I have done the triforce sandwich on my own accord too lol

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                        Soon we will harness the power of hoagie nantubes and the universe will open up to us like a sophmore on prom night.

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                        Gesundheit

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                          next step, the Hexaflexagon burrito

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                          what about the decagonical donut??

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                            There is a science or food YouTuber out there who'd be really excited to try this, if only they read your idea.

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                            To do it right you really need a piece of ham cut in a Möbius strip too. I think that might be the hard part.

                            EDIT: wait, no. Putting the ham in the sandwich. That's the hard part.

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                              The TIE Defender of the lunch box.

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                                I would think it’s a calzone based on the chart

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                                Exactly! I am offended by _stranger_'s "great fervor" getting it wrong!

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                                  CubeRule.com

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                                  Hmm... what is shepherd's pie, then? Upside-down toast?

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                                    How is a Scotch egg a salad?!

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                                    Apologies, It's obviously Calzone when whole.

                                    For some reason I forgot scotch eggs had breading on the outside.

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                                      what about the decagonical donut??

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                                      they are great if you're making lots of donuts and want them to render faster

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                                        That's fine and all but what we really need to be talking about is poor bread to filling ratio.

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                                        Yeah, that's a weak ass sandwich

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                                          That's fine and all but what we really need to be talking about is poor bread to filling ratio.

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                                          We would have 12 potential surfaces for condiments. So much more can be done with this construction.

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