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Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid.

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    No weirdos though

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      This is a red, beige, and green checkered flag.

      • wants to chase down people
      • is whimsical
      • can't make up his mind
      • is controlling
      • cares about fitness
      • not a gym bro
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        Honestly sounds fun but I'd want to vibe check with a coffee first lol

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        • programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.comP [email protected]

          Now consider this, you both have different shops in the mall you have to take a photo in, you start from different ends of the mall, the one who finds the other or takes the photos first wins. It could be like stalking but more of a game.

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          That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.

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            Relentless chasing, like those robot dogs from Black Mirror.

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              I was talking to a guy who wanted to stalk me through a mall until he caught me. He seemed confused when I wasn't interested.

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              Because of the implication

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                This person just needs better parents

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                They weren't fast enough

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                  That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.

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                  Pretty creepy, maybe not the best plan

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                  • programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.comP [email protected]

                    Pretty creepy, maybe not the best plan

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                    I agree, and I let him know that haha

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                      That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.

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                      that just sounds like he wasn’t hot enough

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                        They weren't fast enough

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                        well, they didn't get paid, so it's their loss

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                          Bro needs to get into competitive tag

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                            Go play open-field paintball. Sounds like he’s into the hunt, so up the ante and be hunted too. Do the stalking while being stalked.

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                              Bro needs to get into competitive tag

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                              I need to get into this. How did I not know this existed?

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                              • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                Go play open-field paintball. Sounds like he’s into the hunt, so up the ante and be hunted too. Do the stalking while being stalked.

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                                that's not a power fantasy anymore

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                                  that's not a power fantasy anymore

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                                  You might be right.

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                                  • chillpill@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

                                    No weirdos though

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                                      This is a red, beige, and green checkered flag.

                                      • wants to chase down people
                                      • is whimsical
                                      • can't make up his mind
                                      • is controlling
                                      • cares about fitness
                                      • not a gym bro
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                                      Yeah this person sounds annoying and like they might be a serial killer later and i want to hang out with them. Possibly even enough to run.

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                                      • therapygary@lemmy.blahaj.zoneT [email protected]

                                        I would sign up for this in a heartbeat. Much lower stakes than doing a crime right in front of a cop, and probably almost as much fun

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                                        You've clearly never done crime in front of a cop. It's very fun.

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                                          You've clearly never done crime in front of a cop. It's very fun.

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                                          Never intentionally 😅 but I have had the pleasure of running from them a few times!

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