Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid.
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Honestly sounds fun but I'd want to vibe check with a coffee first lol
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Now consider this, you both have different shops in the mall you have to take a photo in, you start from different ends of the mall, the one who finds the other or takes the photos first wins. It could be like stalking but more of a game.
That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.
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Relentless chasing, like those robot dogs from Black Mirror.
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I was talking to a guy who wanted to stalk me through a mall until he caught me. He seemed confused when I wasn't interested.
Because of the implication
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This person just needs better parents
They weren't fast enough
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That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.
Pretty creepy, maybe not the best plan
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Pretty creepy, maybe not the best plan
I agree, and I let him know that haha
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That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.
that just sounds like he wasn’t hot enough
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They weren't fast enough
well, they didn't get paid, so it's their loss
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Bro needs to get into competitive tag
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Go play open-field paintball. Sounds like he’s into the hunt, so up the ante and be hunted too. Do the stalking while being stalked.
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Bro needs to get into competitive tag
I need to get into this. How did I not know this existed?
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Go play open-field paintball. Sounds like he’s into the hunt, so up the ante and be hunted too. Do the stalking while being stalked.
that's not a power fantasy anymore
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that's not a power fantasy anymore
You might be right.
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No weirdos though
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This is a red, beige, and green checkered flag.
- wants to chase down people
- is whimsical
- can't make up his mind
- is controlling
- cares about fitness
- not a gym bro
Yeah this person sounds annoying and like they might be a serial killer later and i want to hang out with them. Possibly even enough to run.
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I would sign up for this in a heartbeat. Much lower stakes than doing a crime right in front of a cop, and probably almost as much fun
You've clearly never done crime in front of a cop. It's very fun.
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You've clearly never done crime in front of a cop. It's very fun.
Never intentionally
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Dude wants to be that one pirate from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disney Land they used to have that just went in circles chasing a girl, and is then seen later running in a circle away from a fat woman with a rolling pin.
It's weird they changed those. Like... It was fair. He got chased back. And I mean... They're still blowing shit up, killing folks and stealing loot. How is chasing a lady around worse?
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This person is unwell. Not because of the desire to chase someone (I have thoughts on that, but…) the high five and shit. Getting sweaty but they won't pay if they can't catch you but you also can't go easy on them if they're a slow fuck who can't catch you otherwise or you won't get paid. If I knew someone who posted this, I would disassociate from them.
