Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid.
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Go play open-field paintball. Sounds like he’s into the hunt, so up the ante and be hunted too. Do the stalking while being stalked.
that's not a power fantasy anymore
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that's not a power fantasy anymore
You might be right.
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No weirdos though
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This is a red, beige, and green checkered flag.
- wants to chase down people
- is whimsical
- can't make up his mind
- is controlling
- cares about fitness
- not a gym bro
Yeah this person sounds annoying and like they might be a serial killer later and i want to hang out with them. Possibly even enough to run.
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I would sign up for this in a heartbeat. Much lower stakes than doing a crime right in front of a cop, and probably almost as much fun
You've clearly never done crime in front of a cop. It's very fun.
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You've clearly never done crime in front of a cop. It's very fun.
Never intentionally
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Dude wants to be that one pirate from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disney Land they used to have that just went in circles chasing a girl, and is then seen later running in a circle away from a fat woman with a rolling pin.
It's weird they changed those. Like... It was fair. He got chased back. And I mean... They're still blowing shit up, killing folks and stealing loot. How is chasing a lady around worse?
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This person is unwell. Not because of the desire to chase someone (I have thoughts on that, but…) the high five and shit. Getting sweaty but they won't pay if they can't catch you but you also can't go easy on them if they're a slow fuck who can't catch you otherwise or you won't get paid. If I knew someone who posted this, I would disassociate from them.
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Serial killer type shit.
Yeah sure if my dog is a serial killer
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Read this in Nathan Fielder's voice.
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I need to get into this. How did I not know this existed?
Come closer, I'll tell you how to get started with it.
"Tag you're it"
Runs
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This person is unwell. Not because of the desire to chase someone (I have thoughts on that, but…) the high five and shit. Getting sweaty but they won't pay if they can't catch you but you also can't go easy on them if they're a slow fuck who can't catch you otherwise or you won't get paid. If I knew someone who posted this, I would disassociate from them.
Wow talk about a woosh of humor flying over your head lol
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the many outs on getting paid is a deal breaker.
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This is a red, beige, and green checkered flag.
- wants to chase down people
- is whimsical
- can't make up his mind
- is controlling
- cares about fitness
- not a gym bro
I want you to do exactly what I want, but I don't want you to do it because I want, I want you to want to do it. What an easy going person
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Wow talk about a woosh of humor flying over your head lol
Perhaps. I like dry, absurdist humor. This doesn't read like that to me at all.
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that just sounds like he wasn’t hot enough
No, that wasn't the issue. He was decently put together, a little older than I like, but I enjoyed conversing with him. Until he brought up stalking me, and I told him that would give me horrible anxiety, and he kept trying to talk me into it.
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for a second I thought I was on 196
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Dude wants to be that one pirate from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disney Land they used to have that just went in circles chasing a girl, and is then seen later running in a circle away from a fat woman with a rolling pin.
It's weird they changed those. Like... It was fair. He got chased back. And I mean... They're still blowing shit up, killing folks and stealing loot. How is chasing a lady around worse?
