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This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket.

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    Ableism 🤗🤗

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      These types of efforts might save money on health care costs long term

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      • zachariah@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

        So curious about the downvotes. Please keep your vote how you did, but it would be interesting to know if it’s primarily one of these reasons below, or is it something else?

        A. The downvotes express that my comment is just not funny, but the voter completely understands what I was going for
        B. The downvotes express not liking being told not to objectify women
        C. The downvotes express not liking me objectifying this woman
        D. The downvotes are based on a misunderstanding of what I was going for

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        I think you got a minority of downvotes to start, then others piled in. There are plenty of similar jokes in the thread that didn't get that treatment. Also, people on the internet are generally pretty bad at reading and the venn diagram has a lot of overlap with people looking for an excuse to be offended.

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          Ableism 🤗🤗

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          I don't know how it is where you are, but here disabled and elderly people already ride the bus for free.

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            In the USA, the machine would be accompanied by a paramedic team and several vultures (lawyers) circling above. In case of a heart attack.

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              That was back when designers were given fun tasks to be as creative as possible.

              This still happens, you're just old and cynical.

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                These types of efforts might save money on health care costs long term

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                Unfortunately I suspect that the people who it would reduce costs for most wouldn't consider taking the bus in the first place.

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                  I think you got a minority of downvotes to start, then others piled in. There are plenty of similar jokes in the thread that didn't get that treatment. Also, people on the internet are generally pretty bad at reading and the venn diagram has a lot of overlap with people looking for an excuse to be offended.

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                  Yeah, I think it’s actually funnier that it got downvoted. But damn I’m curious how it all went down for everyone.

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                    These types of efforts might save money on health care costs long term

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                    public transport in general does, as it typically involves 10 minutes walking per trip.

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                      Unfortunately I suspect that the people who it would reduce costs for most wouldn't consider taking the bus in the first place.

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                      It's a long-term thing, like good primary education. Get 'em into good habits while they're young. Probably work great if kids have bus passes for school most of the year and so get into the habit of using public transit, then suddenly need to either pay or exercise over the summer break

                      This of course assumes a robust transit system, making the idea of taking the bus or train somewhere even worthwhile in the first place. Some places have that, some not so much

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                        Variety of exercises

                        Yes but how many help you see more great asses?

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                        how many percent, do you think, was this the inventor's motivation?

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                          That's ridiculous! They should hook it up to an exercise cycle and generate electricity off of it instead.

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                          great, you just generated 0.01 kWh

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                            And it's all paid for by one pervert who sits across from the machine.

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                            He sells the footage on the dark web to degens

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                              Albert Einstein

                              Misread that as Albert Epstein, got me thinking.
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                              We don't talk about the heinous relativistic things that were done on Einstein island

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                                how many percent, do you think, was this the inventor's motivation?

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                                I have no idea, but at least like twenty?

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                                  great, you just generated 0.01 kWh

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                                  Depending on the length of the workout a more realistic number would be 30 to 90 W, 100 if you really push yourself for a short bout.

                                  Still, anything is better than nothing.

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                                    Something like this appeared near the Miramax offices in LA, where if you showed it your bare feet it gave you a milkshake. It remains a mystery who put it there.

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                                      Depending on the length of the workout a more realistic number would be 30 to 90 W, 100 if you really push yourself for a short bout.

                                      Still, anything is better than nothing.

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                                      yeah, 20 squats are like, what? 2 minutes max? that's 3 Wh at 100 W power, or 0.003 kWh.

                                      if you get $0.10 per kWh, that's $0.0003 per passenger, that's not enough to pay for a bus ticket.

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                                        yeah, 20 squats are like, what? 2 minutes max? that's 3 Wh at 100 W power, or 0.003 kWh.

                                        if you get $0.10 per kWh, that's $0.0003 per passenger, that's not enough to pay for a bus ticket.

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                                        1. Why are we talking about squats?

                                        2. Why is 2min somehow equivalent to 3?

                                        3. We're comparing no power generated to any power generated, ignoring the equipment cost thats infinite gain.

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                                          Most places in the US don't have any public transport to offer a discount on.

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                                          STALIN IS NUMBER 1 guy x100 ❤️❤️❤️

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