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This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket.

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      That's... kinda clever

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        Didn't they have these in China years ago to promote exercise or some shit.

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          I usually do 10 squats. Would I get half a ticket?

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            I usually do 10 squats. Would I get half a ticket?

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            Yeah, it's enough to get you to the bus stop but not on the actual bus.

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              She’s not a machine. She’s a woman, a human being. Do not objectify her.



              Edit: Oh, wait… Now I see it.
              The box she’s facing is a machine.

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                Doing their bit to preserve Slavic traditions.

                (Yes, I know Romania is not Slavic, though they share the region’s squatting-in-tracksuits culture to an extent.)

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                  "Hey gurl, you must take public transit."

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                  • zachariah@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                    She’s not a machine. She’s a woman, a human being. Do not objectify her.



                    Edit: Oh, wait… Now I see it.
                    The box she’s facing is a machine.

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                    Maybe she's a digital fantasy. Did you look for extra fingers and such?

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                      Maybe she's a digital fantasy. Did you look for extra fingers and such?

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                      omg, I just realized she has hands

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                        That's... kinda clever

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                        Yeah, why is this a shitpost? It’s more of a life hack.

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                          Back in 2006/7 I worked at the agency on record for a lot of huge brands and we had just gotten Pepsi. So the CD asked my department (interactive) if we could come up with something unique before we had the big kickoff with their staff. I don't know which one of us came up with the idea but a we decided to make a soda machine that would give you a free Pepsi if you hugged it. Got a machine and went to work engineering it, installing a screen so it can display graphics and a message. They loved it. We ended up redesigning a machine from scratch that could sense hugs or just a smile and made a commercial from it. That was back when designers were given fun tasks to be as creative as possible.

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                            Yeah, why is this a shitpost? It’s more of a life hack.

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                            Make a wild guess about what happens when I do a squat.

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                              I usually do 10 squats. Would I get half a ticket?

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                              Ten squats? You will be allowed to run after the bus as it leaves the station but the but won't stop and wait for you.

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                                Doing their bit to preserve Slavic traditions.

                                (Yes, I know Romania is not Slavic, though they share the region’s squatting-in-tracksuits culture to an extent.)

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                                Loanslavsquats

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                                  Back in 2006/7 I worked at the agency on record for a lot of huge brands and we had just gotten Pepsi. So the CD asked my department (interactive) if we could come up with something unique before we had the big kickoff with their staff. I don't know which one of us came up with the idea but a we decided to make a soda machine that would give you a free Pepsi if you hugged it. Got a machine and went to work engineering it, installing a screen so it can display graphics and a message. They loved it. We ended up redesigning a machine from scratch that could sense hugs or just a smile and made a commercial from it. That was back when designers were given fun tasks to be as creative as possible.

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                                  wasn't that coca-cola in 2012?

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                                    I have been doing weight training with my 70 year old mom for a year and a half; At this point she can do 15 front loaded squats with a 10 kilos barbell easily. She would be zooming on free tickets all over town!

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                                      "Hey gurl, you must take public transit."

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                                      That's some next level line xD

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                                        I wonder whether it checks that you're going to parallel at least or no reps you 😂

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                                          She’s not a machine. She’s a woman, a human being. Do not objectify her.



                                          Edit: Oh, wait… Now I see it.
                                          The box she’s facing is a machine.

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                                          Wait until you find out where she prints the tickets from.

                                          It's the machine in front of her.

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