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Pakistan nominates Trump for 2026 Nobel Peace Prize

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      This is the worse timeline ever

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      • molestme247@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

        This is the worse timeline ever

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        I am desperately trying to find the portal out of here

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          I nominate him from the biggest diaper filler.

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            They've got that ass-kissing down now, don't they!

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            • molestme247@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

              This is the worse timeline ever

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              Nominations don't really mean anything.

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                I sincerely hope once this fucker keels over we never have to hear from him again.

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                • salamencefury@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  I sincerely hope once this fucker keels over we never have to hear from him again.

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                  I think this to myself sometimes too but then I realize some other shit stain will take his place.

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                    This is the worse timeline ever

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                    I really dislike that so many people in this timeline don't know or can't see the difference between worse and worst.

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                      “They’re dying, Russians and Ukrainians. I want them to stop dying. And I’ll have that done — I’ll have that done in 24 hours.” -Trump, May 2023

                      When a leader in any capacity promises something, you expect them to deliver.

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                        The fuck

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                          The Nobel Peace prize really is the turd of all medals

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                            I really dislike that so many people in this timeline don't know or can't see the difference between worse and worst.

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                            Yeah, it's the wurst

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                            • facedeer@fedia.ioF [email protected]

                              Nominations don't really mean anything.

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                              Actual medals don't mean much anymore either.

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                                I'd like to nominate him for 20 years in prison.

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                                  The subtext behind Pakistan doing it, and doing it now, is to try and bait Trump away from getting involved with Pakistan's ally: Iran.

                                  If Trump does anything to Iran, Pakistan is going to make a big fuss about doubling-back on their nomination.

                                  Does the nomination mean anything? No. Is he going to get the award? No. It's entirely a diplomatic maneuver for a very specific goal of keeping the US out of Iran.

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                                    Pakistan is playing some 5-D chess, here. Butter up the raging narcissist by flattering his ego, in the hopes that he backs down on Iran or risks losing his Nobel prize nomination.

                                    Smart. He actually might fall for it.

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                                    • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

                                      I am desperately trying to find the portal out of here

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                                      It's in the bushes behind the greenhouse.

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                                        I am desperately trying to find the portal out of here

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                                        Good luck. After sharing the secret, they removed all the payphones.

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                                          Yeah, it's the wurst

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                                          horse wurst?

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