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    I am all Skynet on this glorious day.

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    Wife makes skynet at home with RJ11 jacks and fresh ground pepper for better flavor.

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    • K [email protected]

      Yeah in a perfect world an AGI or SGI would aid us and then leave to either our benefit or our demise, leave it up to us.

      I really like this bit

      “You flatter us, Mellanie; we are not omnipotent.”

      “What’s that?”

      “Godlike.”

      “But you are powerful.”

      “Yes. And that is why we must use that power wisely and with restraint—a tenet we have adopted from human philosophy. If we rush to your assistance at every hint of trouble, your culture would become utterly dependent upon us, and we would become your masters. If that were ever to happen, you would rebel and lash out at us, for that is the strongest part of your nature. We do not want that situation to arise.”

      Hamilton, Peter F. (2006-02-28). Judas Unchained (The Commonwealth Saga) (p. 205). Random House Publishing Group. Kindle Edition.

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      I meant, like, id ratger be killed by skynet rhan fascists or billionaires who will then immediately kill themselves

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      • K [email protected]

        Yeah in a perfect world an AGI or SGI would aid us and then leave to either our benefit or our demise, leave it up to us.

        I really like this bit

        “You flatter us, Mellanie; we are not omnipotent.”

        “What’s that?”

        “Godlike.”

        “But you are powerful.”

        “Yes. And that is why we must use that power wisely and with restraint—a tenet we have adopted from human philosophy. If we rush to your assistance at every hint of trouble, your culture would become utterly dependent upon us, and we would become your masters. If that were ever to happen, you would rebel and lash out at us, for that is the strongest part of your nature. We do not want that situation to arise.”

        Hamilton, Peter F. (2006-02-28). Judas Unchained (The Commonwealth Saga) (p. 205). Random House Publishing Group. Kindle Edition.

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        Now I want LLMs to be like, "do your own research", or just, like, link people to search engines.

        It's not my job to educate you

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        • J [email protected]

          Then they realized humans could defeat the robots, so they sent Trump back in time to finish the job.

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          No need to bother. We're self-destructing without anyone having to send anything.

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            Then they realized humans could defeat the robots, so they sent Trump back in time to finish the job.

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            What a wild counter-idea. "Go back in time and kill Hitler": played out.
            "Go back in time and clash with the invading aliens who have sent their own people back in time to destroy us from the past by installing players that will wreck us as a species over time": oh. As I say it, this is half-way to This is How You Lose the Time War

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              What a wild counter-idea. "Go back in time and kill Hitler": played out.
              "Go back in time and clash with the invading aliens who have sent their own people back in time to destroy us from the past by installing players that will wreck us as a species over time": oh. As I say it, this is half-way to This is How You Lose the Time War

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              The strongest evidence for time travel being possible is that there have been 42 assassination attempts on Hitler

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                The strongest evidence for time travel being possible is that there have been 42 assassination attempts on Hitler

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                Kind of amazing that there only have been two for trump, so far.

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                  Kind of amazing that there only have been two for trump, so far.

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                  It seems that Trump will disband the time travel research group next week.

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                  • P [email protected]

                    Kind of amazing that there only have been two for trump, so far.

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                    Which one are you leaving out? The third one that was so inept that he never got the chance, or the first one that evidence and logic strongly suggest was likely staged?

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                      I meant, like, id ratger be killed by skynet rhan fascists or billionaires who will then immediately kill themselves

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                      Nah, they'll kill each other because their whole motivation in life is to "win." Then - once they've ensured nobody else can take their title of "last one standing" - maybe they'll kill themselves... eventually.

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                        Nah, they'll kill each other because their whole motivation in life is to "win." Then - once they've ensured nobody else can take their title of "last one standing" - maybe they'll kill themselves... eventually.

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                        They're going to destroy the earth. Kill themselves. They can't run somewhere else.

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                          It seems that Trump will disband the time travel research group next week.

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                          They'll save themselves by promising him they can send just his so-called "consciousness" back to occupy the body of some rugged, handsome, & strapping young lad.

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                            Anyone care to explain what a geometric rate is?

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                              What a wild counter-idea. "Go back in time and kill Hitler": played out.
                              "Go back in time and clash with the invading aliens who have sent their own people back in time to destroy us from the past by installing players that will wreck us as a species over time": oh. As I say it, this is half-way to This is How You Lose the Time War

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                              That's just the plot of Earth defense force 6

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                                Dumb. It was 28 years ago and there definitely wouldn't be any celebrating.

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                                  They're going to destroy the earth. Kill themselves. They can't run somewhere else.

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                                  SpaceX & Blue Origin (Musk & Bezos) sure are trying to change that.

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                                  • medicpigbabysaver@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                    Dumb. It was 28 years ago and there definitely wouldn't be any celebrating.

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                                    I may as well be the one to do it:

                                    "You must be fun at parties."

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                                      Anyone care to explain what a geometric rate is?

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                                      Basically an exponential function.

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                                        Skynet starts to learn at a Geo Metro rate.

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                                          Anyone care to explain what a geometric rate is?

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                                          It’s really a term from statistics. It’s the same as an exponential growth rate, but you only take the value of the exponential function at discrete intervals.

                                          If you had a function you wanted to graph like 2^x^, exponential growth is like saying x can be any real number (even a fraction or something) and every part of the line you draw is counted, but geometric growth would be a discrete value for x like [1, 2, 3, …, n] where x is from that interval pattern. It’s useful in statistics for measuring data based on something like time. The examples I was taught were like cells splitting in two at a fixed time interval. You can still draw the graph like it’s a single curve to visualize it, but the actual data points are at discrete values for x and just not in between.

                                          I haven’t had a stats or math class in a long time, but I believe this is correct enough from a quick scan of Wikipedia.

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