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    What a wild counter-idea. "Go back in time and kill Hitler": played out.
    "Go back in time and clash with the invading aliens who have sent their own people back in time to destroy us from the past by installing players that will wreck us as a species over time": oh. As I say it, this is half-way to This is How You Lose the Time War

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    The strongest evidence for time travel being possible is that there have been 42 assassination attempts on Hitler

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      The strongest evidence for time travel being possible is that there have been 42 assassination attempts on Hitler

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      Kind of amazing that there only have been two for trump, so far.

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        Kind of amazing that there only have been two for trump, so far.

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        It seems that Trump will disband the time travel research group next week.

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          Kind of amazing that there only have been two for trump, so far.

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          Which one are you leaving out? The third one that was so inept that he never got the chance, or the first one that evidence and logic strongly suggest was likely staged?

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            I meant, like, id ratger be killed by skynet rhan fascists or billionaires who will then immediately kill themselves

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            Nah, they'll kill each other because their whole motivation in life is to "win." Then - once they've ensured nobody else can take their title of "last one standing" - maybe they'll kill themselves... eventually.

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              Nah, they'll kill each other because their whole motivation in life is to "win." Then - once they've ensured nobody else can take their title of "last one standing" - maybe they'll kill themselves... eventually.

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              They're going to destroy the earth. Kill themselves. They can't run somewhere else.

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                It seems that Trump will disband the time travel research group next week.

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                They'll save themselves by promising him they can send just his so-called "consciousness" back to occupy the body of some rugged, handsome, & strapping young lad.

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                  Anyone care to explain what a geometric rate is?

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                    What a wild counter-idea. "Go back in time and kill Hitler": played out.
                    "Go back in time and clash with the invading aliens who have sent their own people back in time to destroy us from the past by installing players that will wreck us as a species over time": oh. As I say it, this is half-way to This is How You Lose the Time War

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                    That's just the plot of Earth defense force 6

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                      Dumb. It was 28 years ago and there definitely wouldn't be any celebrating.

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                        They're going to destroy the earth. Kill themselves. They can't run somewhere else.

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                        SpaceX & Blue Origin (Musk & Bezos) sure are trying to change that.

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                          Dumb. It was 28 years ago and there definitely wouldn't be any celebrating.

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                          I may as well be the one to do it:

                          "You must be fun at parties."

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                            Anyone care to explain what a geometric rate is?

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                            Basically an exponential function.

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                              Skynet starts to learn at a Geo Metro rate.

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                                Anyone care to explain what a geometric rate is?

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                                It’s really a term from statistics. It’s the same as an exponential growth rate, but you only take the value of the exponential function at discrete intervals.

                                If you had a function you wanted to graph like 2^x^, exponential growth is like saying x can be any real number (even a fraction or something) and every part of the line you draw is counted, but geometric growth would be a discrete value for x like [1, 2, 3, …, n] where x is from that interval pattern. It’s useful in statistics for measuring data based on something like time. The examples I was taught were like cells splitting in two at a fixed time interval. You can still draw the graph like it’s a single curve to visualize it, but the actual data points are at discrete values for x and just not in between.

                                I haven’t had a stats or math class in a long time, but I believe this is correct enough from a quick scan of Wikipedia.

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                                  SpaceX & Blue Origin (Musk & Bezos) sure are trying to change that.

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                                  Thry literally can't. Aside from the ideological 'capitalism functions by exploiting and destroying things outside other consideration, like your mom giving you money for your lemonade stand'

                                  Making a planet habitable is hard. Just from the considerations we know; it sort of can't be done and the parts we think are theoretically possible would take centuries at minimum, even if we did figure out how'. Earth's all we got and pretending otherwise is a fucking delusion.

                                  Capitalism has another century at most. Afyer that, earth won't support life anymore.

                                  Which maybe isn't even a bad thing-imagine if there's other intelligent life out there snd a humanity that survives by incrwasing exploitation, by pillaging across every planet we find, always looting, like a swarm if great interstellar locusts rather than figuring its shit out came across that intelligent life.

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                                    Kind of unrelated:
                                    But what if the current year is a leap year?

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                                      Skynet starts to learn at a Geo Metro rate.

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                                      maybe that's why it's so mad at us

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                                      • O [email protected]

                                        Thry literally can't. Aside from the ideological 'capitalism functions by exploiting and destroying things outside other consideration, like your mom giving you money for your lemonade stand'

                                        Making a planet habitable is hard. Just from the considerations we know; it sort of can't be done and the parts we think are theoretically possible would take centuries at minimum, even if we did figure out how'. Earth's all we got and pretending otherwise is a fucking delusion.

                                        Capitalism has another century at most. Afyer that, earth won't support life anymore.

                                        Which maybe isn't even a bad thing-imagine if there's other intelligent life out there snd a humanity that survives by incrwasing exploitation, by pillaging across every planet we find, always looting, like a swarm if great interstellar locusts rather than figuring its shit out came across that intelligent life.

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                                        I've had some thoughts about that recently. I strongly suspect that evolution kinda forced us to turn out this way, and that any other intelligent species (at least non-telepathic ones) would likely evolve similarly. Telepathy - if actually possible - is the only thing I think would force a significantly different evolutionary path (at the likely cost of individuality).

                                        I'm just some rando who has absolutely zero expertise in this area, so I'm probably wrong. After spending a huge proportion of my life privately trying to understand humans, I have a hard time seeing it happening much differently, tho.

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                                          I've had some thoughts about that recently. I strongly suspect that evolution kinda forced us to turn out this way, and that any other intelligent species (at least non-telepathic ones) would likely evolve similarly. Telepathy - if actually possible - is the only thing I think would force a significantly different evolutionary path (at the likely cost of individuality).

                                          I'm just some rando who has absolutely zero expertise in this area, so I'm probably wrong. After spending a huge proportion of my life privately trying to understand humans, I have a hard time seeing it happening much differently, tho.

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                                          Dude, it's not fucking evolution. We're not naturally like this. You're trying to understand humans, but its like the 'alpha wolf' thing.

                                          This is the behavior capitalism authoritarianism and a life that knows nothing but bondage creates in humans. Break that, and you get different behavior.

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