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    Officer, this is a book store, and you’re taking to a book of positive affirmations.

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      I get knocked down.
      But I get up again.

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      yessss chumbawamba mentioned(check their other music they're cool)

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        Refuse field breathalyzers if allowed and have them use the big one at the station. The field ones are super inaccurate.

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        In Australia, that's always how it's done.

        Portable breathalyzer doesn't really mean anything, but if you blow over you're down to the station to do it in the real machine and if you blow there, it's off to hospital to get a blood test, the blood test is the evidence used in court.

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          "It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop." — Confucius

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            Fun fact there is literally no scientific backing to field sobriety tests. In fact there is a lot of scientific evidence proving they don’t work.

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              Fun fact there is literally no scientific backing to field sobriety tests. In fact there is a lot of scientific evidence proving they don’t work.

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              Pigs are liars?

              Gasp.

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                Fun fact there is literally no scientific backing to field sobriety tests. In fact there is a lot of scientific evidence proving they don’t work.

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                Or fingerprints, or lie detectors..

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                  reminder to never submit to a field sobriety test, as you are at the whom of the officer conducting it, and as we all know, acab

                  also if you drive under the influence or are fucking around with your touchscreen dash or phone or something, fuck you

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                    That cop smells like Axe body spray and day old cigarette butts.

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                      reminder to never submit to a field sobriety test, as you are at the whom of the officer conducting it, and as we all know, acab

                      also if you drive under the influence or are fucking around with your touchscreen dash or phone or something, fuck you

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                      I drove trucks for a while and the amount of people with screens on is rediculous and that not counting the amount eating and putting on makeup.

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                        You’re never gonna keep me down.

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                        I'm imagining this being yelled from the ground as the man is being cuffed

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                          Or fingerprints, or lie detectors..

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                          There's no scientific backing to fingerprints? Whaat

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                            There's no scientific backing to fingerprints? Whaat

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                            No, there's no scientific backing to really confidently say that no two fingerprints are alike. That doesn't change that we can identify them and match them.

                            If you observe that fingerprints can be matched, that's all you need to know.

                            Now lie detectors don't work at all...

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                              Fun fact there is literally no scientific backing to field sobriety tests. In fact there is a lot of scientific evidence proving they don’t work.

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                              Yeah, why not use a breath analyzer or something. I am a drunk and could do those test really wasted.

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                                Yeah, why not use a breath analyzer or something. I am a drunk and could do those test really wasted.

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                                Because it’s harder for cops to discriminate against dark skinned people if they use objective measurements.

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