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      “Who do all these cute thigh socks belong to?”

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        Relevant xkcd

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          Relevant xkcd

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          You just point and clit.

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            KinkPad FTW

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              Is this ALSO a sex joke? 😄

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                “Who do all these cute thigh socks belong to?”

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                Nobody mentioned Archlinux

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                  Nobody mentioned Archlinux

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                  Unix socks are for more than just Arch

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                    I always wonder why that dot ass mouse hasn't been in any joypad. It's perfect for precise movements

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                      Relevant xkcd

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                      I call it the clicktorus

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                        “Who do all these cute thigh socks belong to?”

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                        I have never once understood these sock references and jokes. Never seen a programmer wearing thigh high socks. Never associated socks with specific programming languages.

                        What’s the punch that I’m missing here?

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                          Unix socks are for more than just Arch

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                          Now I want to know how different distros measure up in unix socks per 1000 users or something. I have a feeling that Debian has a higher total number, but NixOS a higher percentage, maybe?

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                            I have never once understood these sock references and jokes. Never seen a programmer wearing thigh high socks. Never associated socks with specific programming languages.

                            What’s the punch that I’m missing here?

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                            The point is that you're looking at the wrong programmers. You need to look at gay programmers, and your life will change for the better.

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                              I have never once understood these sock references and jokes. Never seen a programmer wearing thigh high socks. Never associated socks with specific programming languages.

                              What’s the punch that I’m missing here?

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                              It's apparently a newly vocal (yet previously existing) trend amongst trans and drag programmers, particularly of the linux variety.

                              I know of one transwoman and she doesn't do this, though we do work for a "business formal" environment.

                              Seems to be a bigger thing amongst the younger college CS and fresh out of college folk.

                              I personally find it a bit funny, but I also have the small bit of me that worries about the social-political climate and how it might impact their careers.

                              Amongst engineers I've still found an uncomfortable amount of conservatives. So even if they don't support MAGA directly, I'd imagine they still carry a lot of that bias on "what is appropriate" or not.

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                                Relevant xkcd

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                                Embedded.

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                                  The joke is that programmers actually have sex.

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                                    The joke is that programmers actually have sex.

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                                    Some of them move to marketing and become sexual predators

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                                      Now I want to know how different distros measure up in unix socks per 1000 users or something. I have a feeling that Debian has a higher total number, but NixOS a higher percentage, maybe?

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                                      Polling time?!

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                                        I always wonder why that dot ass mouse hasn't been in any joypad. It's perfect for precise movements

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                                        Isn't that basically what the new 3ds did?

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                                          Isn't that basically what the new 3ds did?

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                                          Don't know. Never had a 3DS.

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