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    When you see ICE about to kidnap someone - YES

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

      I had to call you using my elbows because I don't have fingers or thumbs any more

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      Get back out there, soldier! Light those sticks!

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        It's not just the 4th of July. Assholes here sell and set off fireworks for any possible holiday.

        Edit: I love fireworks. I love watching the huge shows and setting them off myself. I don't like hearing them at 3am on Christmas morning. Or the three days leading up. Or the next month of random explosions until they pick up again for the new year, of which is when they should be used. But then they continue until they're sold again for valentines day. Once again, I love fireworks, just not to celebrate the existence of Wednesday.

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        But… that’s illegal!

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          I feel heard with this one. Thanks

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          • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

            But… that’s illegal!

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            Nah, they made it legal where I'm at, and now there are fireworks tents out for any holiday.

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              I really want to call on the dipshits down the street (they're aiming their bottle rockets down the street instead of up in the air) but they haven't broken or burnt anything yet. We might get lucky.

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                Hot take. Fireworks are stupid and disruptive.

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                Cops are worse.

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                • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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                  my cat is shooting back

                  Let it cook.

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                    Cops are worse.

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                    Aim your roman candles at cops.

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                      People that call for things on the left, don't spend NYE in Europe

                      https://youtu.be/16sR6cu4-Hw

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                        Instructions unclear

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                          It's always 'don't be a karen and call the cops on illegal fire works' followed by 'why the fuck did you not call the cops on the illegal fireworks' after house fires break out.

                          I'd like to remind everyone that fireworks are an explosive. Want to know how dangerous fireworks are? Ask ER staff what kind of injuries they see the most on 4th of July.

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                            When you see ICE about to kidnap someone - YES

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                            Takes too long though, reaching for a brick though...

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                              Cops are worse.

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                              Cancer is worse

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                                I root for the cat. I hope he gets the fuckers.

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                                  Funny. In Germany we have been discussing banning fireworks for new years for a while now since more and more people realize the mix of alcohol and fireworks is a bad idea and traumatizing pets, war refugees and old people, killing wildlife and poisoning the air for days to come is not worth it so some people can watch something go boom.

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                                  • hikuro93@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                    Well... If the wife doesn't wake up it might be better to just let her get her much needed rest, as well as enjoy some peace and quiet at long last. Plus the ambulance/coroner visit might not be cheaper than a shovel from home depot.

                                    Don't worry if she starts smelling bad after a few days, it's natural.

                                    As for the cat, figures. With all the chaos they might as well take advantage of the situation and enact their plan to take over mankind as the dominant species.

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                                    Cats are the dominant species. Well, actually ants, but cats are a close second.

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                                      People that call for things on the left, don't spend NYE in Europe

                                      https://youtu.be/16sR6cu4-Hw

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                                      Time for this old treasure

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                                        Funny. In Germany we have been discussing banning fireworks for new years for a while now since more and more people realize the mix of alcohol and fireworks is a bad idea and traumatizing pets, war refugees and old people, killing wildlife and poisoning the air for days to come is not worth it so some people can watch something go boom.

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                                        I'm glad I live somewhere that only has new years fireworks, and almost no air pollution issues

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                                          Cops are worse.

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                                          Depends on the country

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