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Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?

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  • K [email protected]

    (Let's asume you have kids).

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    #83

    If my kids are weebs with poor eyesight, it can serve as their nickname, I guess. Otherwise, they can pretend it's just an uncommon surname.

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      #84

      I was born too early. I reckon my name will fit right in down the line

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      • L [email protected]

        Good idea. I just asked, one ignored me and the other begged for food. Verdict unclear.

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        #85

        That sounds like an overwhelmingly positive response. Alright, I can move this product.

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        • K [email protected]

          (Let's asume you have kids).

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          #86

          They're cool with it

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          • K [email protected]

            (Let's asume you have kids).

            beebabe@lemmy.worldB This user is from outside of this forum
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            #87

            Quite a bit, but it could be worse.

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            • K [email protected]

              (Let's asume you have kids).

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              #88

              They cannot draw then, rip

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              • W [email protected]

                Found you!

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                #89

                Yeah that joke's not going away any time soon, is it?

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                • K [email protected]

                  (Let's asume you have kids).

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                  #90

                  They better like pineapple

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                  • N [email protected]

                    Yeah that joke's not going away any time soon, is it?

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                    #91

                    If you prefer, we can make jokes about how you don't have a username(or a surname for that matter).

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                    • K [email protected]

                      (Let's asume you have kids).

                      sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #92

                      I imagine they would have a multitude of differing perspectives on it.

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                      • K [email protected]

                        (Let's asume you have kids).

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                        #93

                        I got mine from my grandfather anyway. Although I won't be having any kids to pass it on.

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                        • beebabe@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                          Quite a bit, but it could be worse.

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                          wrote last edited by
                          #94

                          'Triple B' could be a decent, non horrible nickname, I agree, could ... be ... a lot worse.

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                          • megaultrachicken@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                            Less than I hate the urologist who was supposed to prevent this.

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                            #95

                            One of your progeny is destined to be a key advisor to President Camacho, head of 'The Department of Agriculture; Brought to you by KFC/PizzaHut'

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                              (Let's asume you have kids).

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                              #96

                              Everyone can finally choose "dr." option when filling out flight ticket forms guilt free and probably fly free on Canadia Airlines at least once.

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                              • N [email protected]

                                As long as I don't name them Steve then we're all good

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                                #97

                                Just make their middle name not.

                                The. It's Steve Not Notsteve!

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                                • F [email protected]

                                  That sounds like an overwhelmingly positive response. Alright, I can move this product.

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                                  #98

                                  How have I never seen that sketch??

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                                  • K [email protected]

                                    (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                    #99

                                    well, I'm snipped so that's not a problem, but if we decided to for some reason adopt, they probably wouldn't love it. I wonder if tabbed browsing would ever go away and it would be a surname based on something that everyone forgets (there are more obscure examples but for example Cooper, Cobbler, Fletcher, Bowyer, Tyler, Taylor, Brewster, etc.)

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                                    • K [email protected]

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                                      #100

                                      It's reasonably acceptable I guess, what people would hate me for is making jokes about getting a gnu name...

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                                      • K [email protected]

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                                        #101

                                        They probably couldn’t be happier, with a deep sigh of relief, seeing as how most of the others would look.

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                                        • K [email protected]

                                          (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                          #102

                                          Probably not too much

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