ill take a double scoop
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Skip the toilet paper, use water.
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Do y'all have gaping assholes or something? You're removing fecal matter on the outside of your body.
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Well, on a good day it is.
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Skip the toilet paper, use water.
Good thing all toilets everywhere have bidets
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I remember talking to two Japanese young lads about 20 years ago, and they thought the idea of toilet paper was disgusting. Smearing/smudging your own shit allover your inner ass cheeks.
That opened my eyes wide. I was a couple of years younger, but they spoke frankly and didn't hide anything
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Good thing all toilets everywhere have bidets
if you don't have a bidet, do it in the sink
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Do y'all have gaping assholes or something? You're removing fecal matter on the outside of your body.
Don't judge me
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if you don't have a bidet, do it in the sink
Sure, let me just prolapse my anus and unreel it like a hose all the way over to the sink
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Sure, let me just prolapse my anus and unreel it like a hose all the way over to the sink
Must be a skill issue
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Sure, let me just prolapse my anus and unreel it like a hose all the way over to the sink
Y'know that scene from The Abyss with the water creature? James Cameron first had the idea for it after seeing me cleaning my anus in the sink in a similar fashion described by SpaceNoodle.
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I remember talking to two Japanese young lads about 20 years ago, and they thought the idea of toilet paper was disgusting. Smearing/smudging your own shit allover your inner ass cheeks.
That opened my eyes wide. I was a couple of years younger, but they spoke frankly and didn't hide anything
I-is Japan okay... simultaneously being grossed out by toilet paper and it's a coin-flip whether they use the bidet T_T
Previously, we conducted a survey of electric bidet use among Japanese community-dwelling residents and found that 55% (2,724/4,952) of the respondents washed the anus either before or after defecation[10]. [...]
In a survey of bidet use in 575 outpatients conducted by Yano et al.[11], 349 (61%) washed the anus at every defecation and 75 (13%) did so occasionally. [...]
In a survey of college students, 34% (47/139) of the female students and 44% (43/98) of their male counterparts reported using the washing function of bidet toilets[12].
Overall, approximately half of the population washed the anus before or after defecation.
Tsunoda, Akira. 2021. "Bidet Toilet Use May Cause Anal Symptoms and Nosocomial Infection." Journal of the Anus, Rectum and Colon 5(4), p. 336. Tokyo: The Japan Society of Coloproctology. https://doi.org/10.23922/jarc.2021-027
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Only the sticky kind.
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Y'know that scene from The Abyss with the water creature? James Cameron first had the idea for it after seeing me cleaning my anus in the sink in a similar fashion described by SpaceNoodle.
I was there too. I don't know what stuck with me more: your actions or James Cameron's expression. I watched him a little afterwards too, the poor guy didn't even finish his Grand Slamwich.
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Good thing all toilets everywhere have bidets
Bolt-on bare minimum ones are 40-50ā¬, and they work with any toilet.
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Bolt-on bare minimum ones are 40-50ā¬, and they work with any toilet.
This is why I always carry one with me, also some tools, I have been repeatedly asked to stop installing them by friends, family and the local pubs, but fuck it, you can't tell me what to do.
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Good thing all toilets everywhere have bidets
If you're at home, it's pretty easy to hang your butt into the shower and point the stream of the shower head at your anus. Don't even have to undress, just turn the water up low enough to not splash everywhere.
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I remember talking to two Japanese young lads about 20 years ago, and they thought the idea of toilet paper was disgusting. Smearing/smudging your own shit allover your inner ass cheeks.
That opened my eyes wide. I was a couple of years younger, but they spoke frankly and didn't hide anything
And bidets splatter you feces all over your butt cheeks.
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Oh look, a meme created by a man, who promptly ignored the more frequent use for toilet paper employed by 50% of the population
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What? No 3 seashell reference?!!!!??!?