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My first colonoscopy

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    For real. They should be sedated.

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    Tweenty tweenty four hours agooooo.....I wanna be sedated!

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      Colonoscopy is weird af, for those of you who aren’t there yet.

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        Colonoscopy is weird af, for those of you who aren’t there yet.

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        Did they keep you awake?

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          Did they keep you awake?

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          Nah, that would be dangerous af. I don’t think they ever keep anyone awake during colonoscopies. That said, I do remember parts of it. It’s weird, some people go in and out of consciousness to some degree during anesthesia.

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            I member my first..wish i didnt tho

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              at least the nurse seems excited?

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                All the preparation was worse than the procedure itself. Out like a light for the whole thing.

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                  Box should say 40+

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                  not to brag but my first was at 20💪

                  (it was so awkward i hated it)

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                    I just had my first colonoscopy 4 days ago. The frowny face is accurate. At least my 1 polyp removed was benine.

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                      do not recommend any of the prep.

                      they put me out so I'm glad.

                      he did play "what's love got to do with it" when he turned on the gas.

                      ..as a joke.

                      ...right?!

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                      • W [email protected]

                        Nah, that would be dangerous af. I don’t think they ever keep anyone awake during colonoscopies. That said, I do remember parts of it. It’s weird, some people go in and out of consciousness to some degree during anesthesia.

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                        Nah, my sister stayed awake, but she’s a doctor.

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                          Nah, that would be dangerous af. I don’t think they ever keep anyone awake during colonoscopies. That said, I do remember parts of it. It’s weird, some people go in and out of consciousness to some degree during anesthesia.

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                          No, knocking people out is the dangerous part. They probably figured you were expendable / billable.

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                            Mhm pre melted trans yellow round studs. Broken minifig hands. Now that's AI slop.

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                              My first GenAI slop

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                                My first GenAI slop

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                                Ok but I like this one

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                                  Ok but I like this one

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                                  It isn't about whether it's consistent or funny or whatever we usually perceive as good. It's about the very fact that there is no human behind most of it, something which I want from a meme. I want to laugh together with the person who made this. But if an AI made this, there is no person to laugh together with.

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                                    I hope the doctor is cute

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                                      Three mini figures, 139 pieces AND two prints (computer screen and sign on the right)??

                                      Damn, that's AT LEAST a 30€ set.

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                                        It isn't about whether it's consistent or funny or whatever we usually perceive as good. It's about the very fact that there is no human behind most of it, something which I want from a meme. I want to laugh together with the person who made this. But if an AI made this, there is no person to laugh together with.

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                                        Would an AI have made this on its own though, or might someone have typed "Lego set My first colonoscopy [etc]" into an image generator? If the latter you can still laugh with the person that had the original idea even if they didn't draw it themselves.

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                                        • halvar@lemy.lolH [email protected]

                                          It isn't about whether it's consistent or funny or whatever we usually perceive as good. It's about the very fact that there is no human behind most of it, something which I want from a meme. I want to laugh together with the person who made this. But if an AI made this, there is no person to laugh together with.

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                                          The human made up the joke and wrote the prompt

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