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My first colonoscopy

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    Colonoscopy is weird af, for those of you who aren’t there yet.

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      Colonoscopy is weird af, for those of you who aren’t there yet.

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      Did they keep you awake?

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        Did they keep you awake?

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        Nah, that would be dangerous af. I don’t think they ever keep anyone awake during colonoscopies. That said, I do remember parts of it. It’s weird, some people go in and out of consciousness to some degree during anesthesia.

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          I member my first..wish i didnt tho

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            at least the nurse seems excited?

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              All the preparation was worse than the procedure itself. Out like a light for the whole thing.

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                Box should say 40+

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                not to brag but my first was at 20💪

                (it was so awkward i hated it)

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                  I just had my first colonoscopy 4 days ago. The frowny face is accurate. At least my 1 polyp removed was benine.

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                    do not recommend any of the prep.

                    they put me out so I'm glad.

                    he did play "what's love got to do with it" when he turned on the gas.

                    ..as a joke.

                    ...right?!

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                      Nah, that would be dangerous af. I don’t think they ever keep anyone awake during colonoscopies. That said, I do remember parts of it. It’s weird, some people go in and out of consciousness to some degree during anesthesia.

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                      Nah, my sister stayed awake, but she’s a doctor.

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                        Nah, that would be dangerous af. I don’t think they ever keep anyone awake during colonoscopies. That said, I do remember parts of it. It’s weird, some people go in and out of consciousness to some degree during anesthesia.

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                        No, knocking people out is the dangerous part. They probably figured you were expendable / billable.

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                          Mhm pre melted trans yellow round studs. Broken minifig hands. Now that's AI slop.

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                            My first GenAI slop

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                              My first GenAI slop

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                              Ok but I like this one

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                                Ok but I like this one

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                                It isn't about whether it's consistent or funny or whatever we usually perceive as good. It's about the very fact that there is no human behind most of it, something which I want from a meme. I want to laugh together with the person who made this. But if an AI made this, there is no person to laugh together with.

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                                  I hope the doctor is cute

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                                    Three mini figures, 139 pieces AND two prints (computer screen and sign on the right)??

                                    Damn, that's AT LEAST a 30€ set.

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                                      It isn't about whether it's consistent or funny or whatever we usually perceive as good. It's about the very fact that there is no human behind most of it, something which I want from a meme. I want to laugh together with the person who made this. But if an AI made this, there is no person to laugh together with.

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                                      Would an AI have made this on its own though, or might someone have typed "Lego set My first colonoscopy [etc]" into an image generator? If the latter you can still laugh with the person that had the original idea even if they didn't draw it themselves.

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                                      • halvar@lemy.lolH [email protected]

                                        It isn't about whether it's consistent or funny or whatever we usually perceive as good. It's about the very fact that there is no human behind most of it, something which I want from a meme. I want to laugh together with the person who made this. But if an AI made this, there is no person to laugh together with.

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                                        The human made up the joke and wrote the prompt

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                                          Mhm pre melted trans yellow round studs. Broken minifig hands. Now that's AI slop.

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                                          The feet are also on backwards

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