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My first colonoscopy

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  • edward@lemmy.4d2.orgE [email protected]
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    All the preparation was worse than the procedure itself. Out like a light for the whole thing.

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    • blujay320@lemmy.blahaj.zoneB [email protected]

      Box should say 40+

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      not to brag but my first was at 20💪

      (it was so awkward i hated it)

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      • edward@lemmy.4d2.orgE [email protected]
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        I just had my first colonoscopy 4 days ago. The frowny face is accurate. At least my 1 polyp removed was benine.

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          do not recommend any of the prep.

          they put me out so I'm glad.

          he did play "what's love got to do with it" when he turned on the gas.

          ..as a joke.

          ...right?!

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            Nah, that would be dangerous af. I don’t think they ever keep anyone awake during colonoscopies. That said, I do remember parts of it. It’s weird, some people go in and out of consciousness to some degree during anesthesia.

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            Nah, my sister stayed awake, but she’s a doctor.

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              Nah, that would be dangerous af. I don’t think they ever keep anyone awake during colonoscopies. That said, I do remember parts of it. It’s weird, some people go in and out of consciousness to some degree during anesthesia.

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              No, knocking people out is the dangerous part. They probably figured you were expendable / billable.

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                Mhm pre melted trans yellow round studs. Broken minifig hands. Now that's AI slop.

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                  My first GenAI slop

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                    My first GenAI slop

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                    Ok but I like this one

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                    • pewpew@feddit.itP [email protected]

                      Ok but I like this one

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                      It isn't about whether it's consistent or funny or whatever we usually perceive as good. It's about the very fact that there is no human behind most of it, something which I want from a meme. I want to laugh together with the person who made this. But if an AI made this, there is no person to laugh together with.

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                        I hope the doctor is cute

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                          Three mini figures, 139 pieces AND two prints (computer screen and sign on the right)??

                          Damn, that's AT LEAST a 30€ set.

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                          • halvar@lemy.lolH [email protected]

                            It isn't about whether it's consistent or funny or whatever we usually perceive as good. It's about the very fact that there is no human behind most of it, something which I want from a meme. I want to laugh together with the person who made this. But if an AI made this, there is no person to laugh together with.

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                            Would an AI have made this on its own though, or might someone have typed "Lego set My first colonoscopy [etc]" into an image generator? If the latter you can still laugh with the person that had the original idea even if they didn't draw it themselves.

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                            • halvar@lemy.lolH [email protected]

                              It isn't about whether it's consistent or funny or whatever we usually perceive as good. It's about the very fact that there is no human behind most of it, something which I want from a meme. I want to laugh together with the person who made this. But if an AI made this, there is no person to laugh together with.

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                              The human made up the joke and wrote the prompt

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                              • dmmacniel@feddit.orgD [email protected]

                                Mhm pre melted trans yellow round studs. Broken minifig hands. Now that's AI slop.

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                                The feet are also on backwards

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                                  His feet are pointing the wrong way.

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                                  I'm guessing it's AI slop.

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                                  • edward@lemmy.4d2.orgE [email protected]
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                                    the ai draws boxes the way i do it

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                                      This is a shit-free shitpost.
                                      Because of laxatives.

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                                        His feet are pointing the wrong way.

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                                        Actually the torso/feet are just wrong in general, as in not a legitamte Lego piece. Such a weird detail for the AI to mess up.

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                                          His feet are pointing the wrong way.

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                                          He's nervous.

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