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    Keep that man away from Def Leppard.

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      Who wishes sweet dreams instead of seeding their friends and loved ones with specific dream settings?

      Whenever I say goodnight to someone I tell them something like “I hope you sleep well and have wonderful dreams of bioluminescent mountain rivers with auroras on the star-lit sky”

      And it works about 30% of the time from reports.

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        Damn, if the lyrics of missionary man are anything to go by, they murder diabetics for money.

        "If I had a dollar bill for every sin that I've done I'd have a mountain of money piled up to my chin "

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          Everybody's lookin' for Stilton

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          Adobe of them want to abuse you, some of them cotija used by you

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            At night or early morning we usually have to respond to medical emergencies because their glucose level is too low.....

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              Better than accidentally serving the diabetic regular instead of diet.

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              • apathytree@lemmy.dbzer0.comA [email protected]

                Who wishes sweet dreams instead of seeding their friends and loved ones with specific dream settings?

                Whenever I say goodnight to someone I tell them something like “I hope you sleep well and have wonderful dreams of bioluminescent mountain rivers with auroras on the star-lit sky”

                And it works about 30% of the time from reports.

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                "Wet dreams, bro"

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                  But those are just artificial

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                  As opposed to fucking table sugar that's picked as sugar cubes from the tree?

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                    As opposed to fucking table sugar that's picked as sugar cubes from the tree?

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                    Yes! As sugar is a substance found in nature in opposition to the synthetic ones, which exclusively originate from a lab

                    Which is the definition of natural…

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                      Yes! As sugar is a substance found in nature in opposition to the synthetic ones, which exclusively originate from a lab

                      Which is the definition of natural…

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                      Sugar is found as sugar cane not the fucking white crystals you put in your food, also the definition of what you are talking about is the appeal to nature fallacy, Death Caps are also found in nature btw, wouldn't recommend eating them.

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                        But those are just artificial

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                        stevia isn't

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                          Sugar is found as sugar cane not the fucking white crystals you put in your food, also the definition of what you are talking about is the appeal to nature fallacy, Death Caps are also found in nature btw, wouldn't recommend eating them.

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                          Dude I understand some parts of the world have substandard education system, but can you be bothered to look up what you are spouting?

                          The sugar in the sugar cane is the same sugar as in the pack, the procedures are to remove everything else! In opposition to other artificial sweeteners; not including stevia app, as they are not found in nature; which cannot originate from any other source than that of a lab

                          And what if you didn’t make things up?

                          <“…Natural substances are materials found in nature that have not been significantly altered or created by human intervention. They exist in the environment and can include things like minerals, plants, animals, and their components… (https://foundershield.com/insurance-terms/definition/naturally-occurring-substances/)

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                            There used to be this cashier at the local bodega. Always such a huge grump. I tried to be extra friendly to him because he was clearly not enjoying life.

                            One day the video store I worked at got these bomb ass fancy lollipops I bought a bunch and happened to have some in my pocket the next time the cashier waited on me.

                            He was in one of his moods of course so I spontaneously decided to offer him a lollipop. He looked more pissed than ever and just said "I'm Diabetic" between gritted teeth. I stopped trying to be extra nice to grumpy people after that.

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                            • apathytree@lemmy.dbzer0.comA [email protected]

                              Who wishes sweet dreams instead of seeding their friends and loved ones with specific dream settings?

                              Whenever I say goodnight to someone I tell them something like “I hope you sleep well and have wonderful dreams of bioluminescent mountain rivers with auroras on the star-lit sky”

                              And it works about 30% of the time from reports.

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                              You’re the DM

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