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Barbers HATE this one simple trick

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    what do you use?

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    safety razor, i buy a hundred pack of blades every year

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      Jeff Bezos cooking recipie.
      Not need to shave Jeff Bezos before put him in oven.
      Just stuff him like a chicken.

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        what do you use?

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        Buy a DE safety razor. The initial razor isn’t as cheap as some other options but blades are dirt cheap. The standard recommendation for a safety razor is the Merkur 34C, though I’ve never used it. I’m currently using the Henson AL13 and it’s fantastic, plus it’s made in Canada which was the main selling point for me. My wife loves the AL13 too, she has super sensitive skin plus a lot of skin issues and she hasn’t had any problems shaving with it, where she would normally have burning and itching for days. It’s not on the cheaper end but also not luxury prices either.

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          Jeff Bezos cooking recipie.
          Not need to shave Jeff Bezos before put him in oven.
          Just stuff him like a chicken.

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          What sort of herbs and spices would you recommend?

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          • aussiemandeus@aussie.zoneA [email protected]

            No, no, see this is why you will never make it.

            You gotta be bald

            I shaved my head and now I have billions...
            Of cells in my body

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            #49

            That seems like a positive result!

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            • B [email protected]

              Buy a DE safety razor. The initial razor isn’t as cheap as some other options but blades are dirt cheap. The standard recommendation for a safety razor is the Merkur 34C, though I’ve never used it. I’m currently using the Henson AL13 and it’s fantastic, plus it’s made in Canada which was the main selling point for me. My wife loves the AL13 too, she has super sensitive skin plus a lot of skin issues and she hasn’t had any problems shaving with it, where she would normally have burning and itching for days. It’s not on the cheaper end but also not luxury prices either.

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              That's what I have. I just get irritation using it, likely a skill issue, but I do have sensitive skin.

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                Maybe he can just try out one more haircut. Maybe to just below the chin. Preferably with a large blade falling from some height. All you need is a basket infront to catch anything that falls off.

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                  I hate his guts, but his passing was a little bit therapeutic for me.

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                  I wonder just how much money he would have donated to fascists by now. Rest in peace, micromanaging megalomaniac monster.

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                  • B [email protected]

                    Maybe he can just try out one more haircut. Maybe to just below the chin. Preferably with a large blade falling from some height. All you need is a basket infront to catch anything that falls off.

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                    #53

                    But who will deliver my 2am drunk purchases next day for free? Communists? I didn't think so.

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                    • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

                      But who will deliver my 2am drunk purchases next day for free? Communists? I didn't think so.

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                      #54

                      Robots? Communist robots? Who knows what could happen with the redistribution of wealth.

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                      • beebabe@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                        Cheapest haircut in my town for my hair type is $75+tip. I just cut it myself now.

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                        Good news, at this rate it will only take you 3178666666.66667 haircuts to be as rich as Jeff Bezos.

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                        • beebabe@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                          Cheapest haircut in my town for my hair type is $75+tip. I just cut it myself now.

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                          Probably not as good as being bald, but you'll probably save at least a few billion.

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                            At $30 per haircut, you’d need about 8 billion haircuts skipped to save that much. Dude must cut his own hair every few milliseconds.

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                              Steve Jobs would wear the exact same outfit, Every. Single. Day. That's the kind of dedication needed, most people aren't cut out for it.

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                              ALSO he was on a juice diet to treat his "very slow growing rare pancreating cancer"

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                              • B [email protected]

                                Buy a DE safety razor. The initial razor isn’t as cheap as some other options but blades are dirt cheap. The standard recommendation for a safety razor is the Merkur 34C, though I’ve never used it. I’m currently using the Henson AL13 and it’s fantastic, plus it’s made in Canada which was the main selling point for me. My wife loves the AL13 too, she has super sensitive skin plus a lot of skin issues and she hasn’t had any problems shaving with it, where she would normally have burning and itching for days. It’s not on the cheaper end but also not luxury prices either.

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                                I love my Henson also.

                                I'm super lazy and don't use shaving cream or oil. But I can easily shave after showering with just water.

                                I had a one blade, and it worked great if you did the whole nine yards, but it sucked if you dont use shaving cream.

                                The Henson works better with less effort than even a 5 blade imo

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                                • S [email protected]

                                  don't fall for it, everything you save on barber visits you spend on razors

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                                  I know at least one person who thought about getting it lasered

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                                  • S [email protected]

                                    Bullshit.

                                    Bezos can’t cut his own hair. He can’t see that far up his own ass even with all the mirrors in the world.

                                    He probably spends more to be bald than it would cost to get all new hair.

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                                    drones are a thing

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                                      At $30 per haircut, you’d need about 8 billion haircuts skipped to save that much. Dude must cut his own hair every few milliseconds.

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                                      No one said it was gonna be easy.

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                                        Robots? Communist robots? Who knows what could happen with the redistribution of wealth.

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                                        We already have delivery robots under capitalism, I'm afraid you'll have to make a better case than that.

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                                        • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

                                          Plenty of people have received far more than that from their dads. There must be something else.

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                                          It's the baby blood. How much are you consuming?

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