Like its a drag race
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How often does this happen?
Sounds like you’re one of those idiots who’s on their phone during a red light and needs the car behind you to provide a wake up call.
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Get off the phone you fucking imbecil. Stop making people's days any worse than they need to be.
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How often does this happen?
Sounds like you’re one of those idiots who’s on their phone during a red light and needs the car behind you to provide a wake up call.
This meme is about you, isn't it?
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Put on the handbrake, get out of the car, and calmly ask them what the problem is.
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Get off the phone you fucking imbecil. Stop making people's days any worse than they need to be.
It's natural to take a second before taking off, either unintentionally or intentionally due to safety. Maybe leave on time to account for those extra few seconds that they are holding you up.
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Do you want me to go the speed limit? Because that's how you get me to go the speed limit.
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How often does this happen?
Sounds like you’re one of those idiots who’s on their phone during a red light and needs the car behind you to provide a wake up call.
I’ve had this happen at least a few times. Each time it was because someone was in the crosswalk they couldn’t see and thought I was just being a dumbass.
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Get off the phone you fucking imbecil. Stop making people's days any worse than they need to be.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Do you not understand what, "the second the light turns green" means?
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Put on the handbrake, get out of the car, and calmly ask them what the problem is.
You forgot the 'grab a crowbar' part.
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How often does this happen?
Sounds like you’re one of those idiots who’s on their phone during a red light and needs the car behind you to provide a wake up call.
Yup. Every time I see a post like this I know exactly who it is.
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If this has happened to you more than once you are the problem.
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You forgot the 'grab a crowbar' part.
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How often does this happen?
Sounds like you’re one of those idiots who’s on their phone during a red light and needs the car behind you to provide a wake up call.
I missed the change of the first traffic light I stopped at when I had just bought my first car, I had stopped so the light was hidden behind my rearview mirror, got a deserved honk
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Put on the handbrake, get out of the car, and calmly ask them what the problem is.
Or just drive off. If you rise to every barb, you’re almost definitely going to end up with a severely painful, chronic erection. Getting shot or run over is also on the table.
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Today one idiot honked me because I actually stopped at a red semaphore.
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It's natural to take a second before taking off, either unintentionally or intentionally due to safety. Maybe leave on time to account for those extra few seconds that they are holding you up.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]It's not only natural, it's a good idea. Especially if you are crossing a large road.
I ride a motorcycle more often than not (see user name) and it's vital to ensure that the cross traffic is actually stopping when their light is red. You aren't "protected" because your light is green, and there's nothing physically stopping any asshole blowing the light and ramming into the side of you, probably without slowing down in the slightest first. That's because they're also staring at their phone. I can't even go a week anymore without watching some moron sail straight through a red light right in front of me such that if I hadn't spotted them first they would have run me over. And it's happening more and more often as drivers are more distracted than ever before. A couple of years ago I'd only see this sort of thing once every few months.
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You forgot the 'grab a crowbar' part.
The last time I had to do this I pulled a rapier, actually. Although in my defense, the guy behind me jumped out with a tire iron first. It was purest happenstance that I had the thing in my back seat at the time but damned if the look on his face wasn't worth it.
I've recounted this tale before. I have to wonder how that guy tells people his side of that story...
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You forgot the 'grab a crowbar' part.
If you get out of your car to confront everyone who honks at you, you’re eventually going to meet an even bigger asshole with a gun.
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Today one idiot honked me because I actually stopped at a red semaphore.
train driver?
