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      Shitting while pissing is ok, as long as you're sitting pissing

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        This chick loooves pissing

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          Shitting while pissing is ok, as long as you're sitting pissing

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          I imagine it would take a great deal of both mental and physical fortitude in order to curl one out whilst standing tall.

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            Had me cackling

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              I imagine it would take a great deal of both mental and physical fortitude in order to curl one out whilst standing tall.

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              Or Rotavirus

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                Soon or later this will be you:

                Now we can all laugh about it. So we can long after. But in that moment? You will learn what pure dread feels like.

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                  Or Rotavirus

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                  I would argue that it becomes less of a curl, and more of a spew at that point.

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                    Quality shitpost

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                        Quality shitpost

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                        I think it's more of a pisstake

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                          I once did a piss, fart and sneeze at the same time. Got sort of like a really pleasant shiver.

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                            Had me cackling

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                            Scrolling during an in person meeting. My God this one tested me 🤣.

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                              Shitting while pissing is ok, as long as you're sitting pissing

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                              It’s more a surprise than anything

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                                The real terror begins when vomiting enters the chat.

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                                  I imagine it would take a great deal of both mental and physical fortitude in order to curl one out whilst standing tall.

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                                  Remember some people need fortitude to shit, some need fortitude not to.

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                                    Remember some people need fortitude to shit, some need fortitude not to.

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                                    Wise words, though I bet that's a sentence you didn't expect to write when waking up this morning.

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                                      I love that someone took time out of their day to carefully plan and prepare this chart.

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                                        The real terror begins when vomiting enters the chat.

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                                        You rip the bag out of the trashcan and youre good to go. Been there many times.

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                                          I once did a piss, fart and sneeze at the same time. Got sort of like a really pleasant shiver.

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                                          Your body took a screenshot

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