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    Shitting while pissing is ok, as long as you're sitting pissing

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      This chick loooves pissing

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        Shitting while pissing is ok, as long as you're sitting pissing

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        I imagine it would take a great deal of both mental and physical fortitude in order to curl one out whilst standing tall.

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          Had me cackling

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            I imagine it would take a great deal of both mental and physical fortitude in order to curl one out whilst standing tall.

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            Or Rotavirus

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              Soon or later this will be you:

              Now we can all laugh about it. So we can long after. But in that moment? You will learn what pure dread feels like.

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                Or Rotavirus

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                I would argue that it becomes less of a curl, and more of a spew at that point.

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                  Quality shitpost

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                      Quality shitpost

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                      I think it's more of a pisstake

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                        I once did a piss, fart and sneeze at the same time. Got sort of like a really pleasant shiver.

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                          Had me cackling

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                          Scrolling during an in person meeting. My God this one tested me 🤣.

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                            Shitting while pissing is ok, as long as you're sitting pissing

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                            It’s more a surprise than anything

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                              The real terror begins when vomiting enters the chat.

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                                Remember some people need fortitude to shit, some need fortitude not to.

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                                  Remember some people need fortitude to shit, some need fortitude not to.

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                                  Wise words, though I bet that's a sentence you didn't expect to write when waking up this morning.

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                                    I love that someone took time out of their day to carefully plan and prepare this chart.

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                                      The real terror begins when vomiting enters the chat.

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                                      You rip the bag out of the trashcan and youre good to go. Been there many times.

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                                        I once did a piss, fart and sneeze at the same time. Got sort of like a really pleasant shiver.

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                                        Your body took a screenshot

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                                          Soon or later this will be you:

                                          Now we can all laugh about it. So we can long after. But in that moment? You will learn what pure dread feels like.

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                                          Happened on my 30th birthday, after all the festivities. Felt appropriate

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