Name Your Favorite Marvel Movie: Wrong Answers Only
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Spiderman: Home Alone
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Spiderman: Home Alone
Spiderman: Homer Simpson
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Eternals
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Spiderman: Homer Simpson
Spiderman: Homunculus
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Spiderman: Homunculus
Spiderman: Homing Missile Which Will Momentarily Strike Your Place of Residence
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Still at awe of how much money Venom made despite all three movies being hot garbage
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Harold and Maude
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Batman Returns
They were so brave for skipping over the origin story where he got bit by a bat
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Spiderman: Home Alone
Weird that Uncle Ben went on to become the twice elected President of The United States. Kinda kills the rewatch.
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"MIND-YOUR-OWN- BUSINESS MAN!!!
COP: he plans to rob six banks in 36 hours. We know his list but not the plan-
Mind your own business man : and they're all insured? By the FDIC?
Cop: it's a crime sir
Myobm: yeah ... Three of these got bailouts in the housing market chrisis and the other three forgiven loans in COVID.... All more than what's about to be stolen ...
Cop: doctor theft plans-
Myobm: doctor serves them damn right if you ask me. I'm sitting this out. Not my problems.
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Eternals
After years of DC trying to copy Marvel, Marvel was like, I bet we could cram a bunch of heroes into a shitty movie too. They were right.
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Still at awe of how much money Venom made despite all three movies being hot garbage
I think it just goes to show how bad most movies really are. People watched Venom and were like "this absolutely isn't the worst thing I've seen in the last 10 years."
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Harold and Maude
Is that like Cloak and Dagger? One, that wasn't a movie. Two, I don't remember their real names.
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Gantt Man
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"MIND-YOUR-OWN- BUSINESS MAN!!!
COP: he plans to rob six banks in 36 hours. We know his list but not the plan-
Mind your own business man : and they're all insured? By the FDIC?
Cop: it's a crime sir
Myobm: yeah ... Three of these got bailouts in the housing market chrisis and the other three forgiven loans in COVID.... All more than what's about to be stolen ...
Cop: doctor theft plans-
Myobm: doctor serves them damn right if you ask me. I'm sitting this out. Not my problems.
The third act where Mind Your Business Man realizes that his money at the bank wasn't insured, and the bank will recuperate without compensating him was actually Top 5 Anime Plot Twists of All Time.
"You tried to mind your own business, but little did you know the business never minded you. Mwahahaha"
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Gantt Man
Gnatt Man: That's my secret. I'm always hungry.
Ant Man: I'm sorry, are we... Are we out of ideas as a franchise?
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Weird that Uncle Ben went on to become the twice elected President of The United States. Kinda kills the rewatch.
I did first write Spiderman: Home Alone 2 because it was funnier but then I went No fuck that fucking fuck shit into the fucking ground
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Every Marvel movies are bad after Iron Man 1 with the exception of Into the Spiderverse.
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I did first write Spiderman: Home Alone 2 because it was funnier but then I went No fuck that fucking fuck shit into the fucking ground
Spider-Man 2 or Home Alone 2? Either way, we can all agree 3 was worse.
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Every Marvel movies are bad after Iron Man 1 with the exception of Into the Spiderverse.
Not every Marvel movie is bad... It's just that after releasing so many, you'd think more of them would be good.
