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Big small doesn't want you to know that

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    I heard he was ill.

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    sicker than your average papa

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      Then there's a stack underflow and you get kicked in the knee 255 times.

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      can i request specific delivery time and date? i wanna know if i can confuse my boss.

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        One of a few memes I frequently see yet updoot every time. This one speaks to me in some intimate way.

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          can i request specific delivery time and date? i wanna know if i can confuse my boss.

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          You can choose any time between 11 am and 11:04 am on Wednesday

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            Well, yes

            Its always about throwing things out which you dont need. Until you need Them, at which point you buy them again.

            Yes, I'm a PC hoarder... BUT do you know how hard it is to get parts for stuff nowadays? I can't even buy a 1501 (or which ever old Intel socket it was) motherboard anymore, and don't even get me started with OEM Dell or Acer stuff, one of their PCs fans is known to die after about 7 years, and another one is only availible trough eBay, for 40$

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              Well, yes

              Its always about throwing things out which you dont need. Until you need Them, at which point you buy them again.

              Yes, I'm a PC hoarder... BUT do you know how hard it is to get parts for stuff nowadays? I can't even buy a 1501 (or which ever old Intel socket it was) motherboard anymore, and don't even get me started with OEM Dell or Acer stuff, one of their PCs fans is known to die after about 7 years, and another one is only availible trough eBay, for 40$

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              It’s ironic that it’s more expensive to build a smaller computer

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                Then they start talking about the capsule wardrobe for minimalistic living. Every season, throw away half and replace it with the latest fashion. In the end you still buy a lot.

                My clothes fall apart before I throw them out, and those that don't will be used for gardening.

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                  You can choose any time between 11 am and 11:04 am on Wednesday

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                  my dude

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                    It’s ironic that it’s more expensive to build a smaller computer

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                    Less materials, more precision

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                      The fact is, this is about establishing what we do most of best and finding fewer ways of doing more of it less.

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                        Don't buy minimalist things, just don't buy things.

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                          Product is expensive and air is cheap. Can we sell them more air and less product?

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                            Buy less of small's less; less is more, but small less is less more than regular less

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                            How come my wallet is more less then?

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                              Product is expensive and air is cheap. Can we sell them more air and less product?

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                                Big small hired biggie smalls to bigly small my parents' life and now they're deadly big dead, small things can become big things and people can die. Like my parents.

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                                  Like when Cap’n accidentally fucked up and made a cereal with all berries. Oops, all carbonation!

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                                    Like when Cap’n accidentally fucked up and made a cereal with all berries. Oops, all carbonation!

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                                    inhales

                                    dies of asphyxiation

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                                      inhales

                                      dies of asphyxiation

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                                      You inhale it? I drink it!

                                      Dies of exploded stomach

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                                        It’s ironic that it’s more expensive to build a smaller computer

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                                        All my homies hate ITX motherboard tax.

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                                          Minimalism is getting a handheld PC for gaming, using it as your "main" PC, and also attaching a SDR radio and use that for communications instead of a phone.

                                          Also, you can watch movies on the small display to make Christopher Nolan very disappointed (I do watch youtube videos on my SteamDeck tho lol 😅)

                                          Also can be used as a brick to hit someone trying to mug you.

                                          Also, believe it or not, you can use that as the controls for a submarine to visit some place deep in the ocean!

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