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When you marry someone who thinks ahead

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      Going by the spillage, that stuff is already fuckin rancid as hell

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        I think I'm overpaying for peanut butter

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          Going by the spillage, that stuff is already fuckin rancid as hell

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          Nah, it's just crunchy.

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            So you're going to die this year? Because peanut butter has a way shorter expiration date than he seems you think. Though if you eat that much peanut butter in a year, so do y'all.

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              Can those containers hold hundreds of pounds of... anything?

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                So you're going to die this year? Because peanut butter has a way shorter expiration date than he seems you think. Though if you eat that much peanut butter in a year, so do y'all.

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                  My answer depends heavily on whether it’s chunky or creamy

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                    Is this some 'The Price Is Right' reveal? As a prepper, I bid $10,001!

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                      What a deal

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                        My answer depends heavily on whether it’s chunky or creamy

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                        finally, someone asking the right questions

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                          Can those containers hold hundreds of pounds of... anything?

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                          Yes, that's why they use them.

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                            Probably 2/3 of the way to racid already, smh

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                              Like that guy who bought 40 pounds of parmesan for 10 bucks.

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                                That hing on their hands... It doesn't look like a spoon.

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                                  Probably 2/3 of the way to racid already, smh

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                                  Racid? Do you mean rancid?

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                                    Can those containers hold hundreds of pounds of... anything?

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                                    it couldn’t hold hundreds of pounds of air… or of hydrofluoric acid

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                                      he’s planning a murder/suicide involving peanut butter

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                                        he’s planning a murder/suicide involving peanut butter

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                                          I have to imagine this peanut butter was intended to feed animals, probably for hunting.

                                          So it isn't even particularly sweet and processed at a lower standard than the stuff the husband was used to. But what do I know, maybe he always intended to bait hogs with it.

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