Verily, I shake mine head
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Don't mind me, just gonna enjoy this lovely authentic medieval turkey stew with potatoes, corn, squash and tomatoes, wash it down with a nice lager and relax by the fire with a pipe of tobacco.
See, now THIS is inaccurate.
Relaxation hadn't been invented at the time
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The people who think this isn't the case for the vast majority of humanity still have some growing up to do themselves.
... most people are fucking dumb, yo.
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You may proclaim "I am a Saxon" and a squire will protest "So thou doth revile the Normans?"
Pray, heretic, didst I stutter?
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Medieval
Potatoes
My suspension of disbelief is ruined completely.
Thou art no fun at watching movies.
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I kinda hate waffles. They got me dead to rights!
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See, now THIS is inaccurate.
Relaxation hadn't been invented at the time
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Fuck's sake, not this braindead take again.
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Medieval
Potatoes
My suspension of disbelief is ruined completely.
Well its middle engliwh not old english. You can tell because youbunderstand it even a little.
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Well its middle engliwh not old english. You can tell because youbunderstand it even a little.
This is early modern English.
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This is early modern English.
Maybe, i lump all that 'cant be sure a normal american will understand but still doesnt take much work' era of english in together.
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Jesse Cox, ist that thou?
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I kinda hate waffles. They got me dead to rights!
So you enjoy manslaughter????
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Had this issue recently.
"Vanilla is good."
"What? No, chocolate is good."
"Both can be good. There doesn't have to be a competition."
"NO! Either chocolate is good or you hate chocolate!"
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So you enjoy manslaughter????
It's a lot less shrieky than womens laughter.
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Had this issue recently.
"Vanilla is good."
"What? No, chocolate is good."
"Both can be good. There doesn't have to be a competition."
"NO! Either chocolate is good or you hate chocolate!"
Exactly! I think we can both find common ground somewhere in the ice cream tub.
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Exactly! I think we can both find common ground somewhere in the ice cream tub.
I upvoted you for solidarity but strawberry is my favorite flavor so also how dare you
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I upvoted you for solidarity but strawberry is my favorite flavor so also how dare you
Banana-kiwi-cashew
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Banana-kiwi-cashew
Fake banana tastes disgusting but kiwi is delicious
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Medieval
Potatoes
My suspension of disbelief is ruined completely.
So doth hates potatoes
would be the modern equivalent of "so does hates" which doesn't make sense
"So, doth thou hate potatoes?" or "So, thou hates potatoes?"
