Happy Monday
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I drive like an old bitch.
I ain't got ticket money. You'll find me in the right lane. Running the speed limit. Like an old bitch.
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Oh yeah, otherwise don't hesitate to go faster than the speed limit and male a bit of noise with your sports car, cuz it impresses everyone.
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I've been driving Uber for awhile and I adopted grandma driving for my own sanity/safety.
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At least where I'm at, I think it's more dangerous to drive the speed limit on the highway than to go 10 over, just because of other drivers. Driving the speed limit makes many other drivers lose their goddamn minds and drive insanely unsafely just to get around me. It's wild the things people will do just to get to their destination a minute or two faster.
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I drive like an old bitch.
I ain't got ticket money. You'll find me in the right lane. Running the speed limit. Like an old bitch.
Same
I mean, I could afford the ticket, but I'd rather spend that money on LEGO
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Same
I mean, I could afford the ticket, but I'd rather spend that money on LEGO
Friend of mine just told me about a new 9000 piece death star. Gonna cost like $1000.
He's already planning for it around his yearly bonus at work.
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Friend of mine just told me about a new 9000 piece death star. Gonna cost like $1000.
He's already planning for it around his yearly bonus at work.
My wife wants me to buy it for our wedding anniversary next month
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My wife wants me to buy it for our wedding anniversary next month
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Broke: My wife doesnt let me buy legos
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Same
I mean, I could afford the ticket, but I'd rather spend that money on LEGO
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Hmmm, sitting quietly, assembling a child's toy from an instruction sheet and spending $1000 for the privilege, or driving a fast car...
Wow that's a tough one!
Edit: oh yummy down votes, they taste so good, tears of the manchild!
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me even in school zones
dude i am so burnt out
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Hmmm, sitting quietly, assembling a child's toy from an instruction sheet and spending $1000 for the privilege, or driving a fast car...
Wow that's a tough one!
Edit: oh yummy down votes, they taste so good, tears of the manchild!
I wonder how much it would cost for you to wreck your car
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Same
I mean, I could afford the ticket, but I'd rather spend that money on LEGO
This should be a bumper sticker
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And on the wrong side of the car.
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Same
I mean, I could afford the ticket, but I'd rather spend that money on LEGO
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Broke: driving the speed limit because you are tired.
Woke: driving the speed limit because you are a responsible citizen who wants to make the roads safer.
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At least where I'm at, I think it's more dangerous to drive the speed limit on the highway than to go 10 over, just because of other drivers. Driving the speed limit makes many other drivers lose their goddamn minds and drive insanely unsafely just to get around me. It's wild the things people will do just to get to their destination a minute or two faster.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I'm always afraid of getting rear ended if I get stuck behind someone. All it takes is two people late on the brakes to ruin my life. But of course I'll try to plan ahead and pass safely instead of losing my mind.
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I drive like an old bitch.
I ain't got ticket money. You'll find me in the right lane. Running the speed limit. Like an old bitch.
Hell yes, fellow slow driver! It also saves fuel and car maintenance expenses.
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wrote on last edited by [email protected]it’s been a hard day making TikTok posts so I’m gonna drive around in my luxury car
without my seatbelt onand film with my left hand and maybe probably not hit anyone while I check if the angle looks good -
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I also drive home at the speed limit after getting some a$$.
