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  • koboldcoterie@pawb.socialK [email protected]

    At least where I'm at, I think it's more dangerous to drive the speed limit on the highway than to go 10 over, just because of other drivers. Driving the speed limit makes many other drivers lose their goddamn minds and drive insanely unsafely just to get around me. It's wild the things people will do just to get to their destination a minute or two faster.

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    I'm always afraid of getting rear ended if I get stuck behind someone. All it takes is two people late on the brakes to ruin my life. But of course I'll try to plan ahead and pass safely instead of losing my mind.

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    • deflated0ne@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

      I drive like an old bitch.

      I ain't got ticket money. You'll find me in the right lane. Running the speed limit. Like an old bitch.

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      Hell yes, fellow slow driver! It also saves fuel and car maintenance expenses.

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      • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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        it’s been a hard day making TikTok posts so I’m gonna drive around in my luxury car without my seatbelt on and film with my left hand and maybe probably not hit anyone while I check if the angle looks good

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        • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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          I also drive home at the speed limit after getting some a$$.

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          • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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            It's not possible in BMW

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              Cruise control so handy.

              Set to the speed limit and chill.

              If people want to pass that's their problem.

              Mind you, in Australia the speed limit is usually followed pretty well.

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                I had such a rough day at work one day I drove across three states only to eat at a waffle house then turn around to drive back home.

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                  Hey some of us sold cars and just drive the speed limit because we forgot how to speed.

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                  • deflated0ne@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                    I drive like an old bitch.

                    I ain't got ticket money. You'll find me in the right lane. Running the speed limit. Like an old bitch.

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                    I sold cars for a while. When you sell cars the company’s insurance typically requires the dealer to make sure everyone has a clean recent driving record. That means no speeding or bs of any kind.

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                      Hmmm, sitting quietly, assembling a child's toy from an instruction sheet and spending $1000 for the privilege, or driving a fast car...

                      Wow that's a tough one!

                      Edit: oh yummy down votes, they taste so good, tears of the manchild!

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                      Children’s toys are rarely $1000USD or are the size of most kids.

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                        Cruise control so handy.

                        Set to the speed limit and chill.

                        If people want to pass that's their problem.

                        Mind you, in Australia the speed limit is usually followed pretty well.

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                        Mind you, in Australia the speed limit is usually followed pretty well.

                        That's because Australia has realistic speed limits. The US doesn't, and thats why people drive over it all the time.

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                          Driving the speed limit at all times regardless of mood. Because I value my safety as well as the one of others.

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                            Mind you, in Australia the speed limit is usually followed pretty well.

                            That's because Australia has realistic speed limits. The US doesn't, and thats why people drive over it all the time.

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                            I dunno man, 80+ mph on the highway doesn't seem particularly necessary.

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                            • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                              Broke: driving the speed limit because you are tired.

                              Woke: driving the speed limit because you are a responsible citizen who wants to make the roads safer.

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                              Bespoke: going the speed of traffic so the irresponsible citizens are also safe

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                                Me when I'm unwilling to lane change once on the freeway.

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                                  Many days lately have been like this.

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                                  • bananaisaberry@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

                                    I dunno man, 80+ mph on the highway doesn't seem particularly necessary.

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                                    Speed limits go up to 130 (80mph) in Australia so seems like they think it's OK.

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                                    • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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                                      Drive the speed limit at all times.

                                      Else you'll get a very hands-on introduction to the concepts of centrifugal force and static friction.

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                                        I'm always afraid of getting rear ended if I get stuck behind someone. All it takes is two people late on the brakes to ruin my life. But of course I'll try to plan ahead and pass safely instead of losing my mind.

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                                        I wish people wouldn’t do this.
                                        Even in the pouring rain with low visibility you’ll have some absolute bellend think it’s appropriate to be less than a car length behind you when you have nowhere to go and I’m sure as shit not going to drive unsafely just so they can get home 2 mins sooner. Wankers.

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                                        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                          I've been driving Uber for awhile and I adopted grandma driving for my own sanity/safety.

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                                          Had an interesting chat with a chill taxi driver about this. He’d been in the business almost 30 years and says he sees people who don’t adopt this philosophy actually have health issues, and quit.

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