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  • koboldcoterie@pawb.socialK [email protected]

    At least where I'm at, I think it's more dangerous to drive the speed limit on the highway than to go 10 over, just because of other drivers. Driving the speed limit makes many other drivers lose their goddamn minds and drive insanely unsafely just to get around me. It's wild the things people will do just to get to their destination a minute or two faster.

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    Just keep right and you can drive as slow as you want. People start doing crazy shit when they have to weave in and out of slower drivers who are in the left lanes but not passing.

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      it’s been a hard day making TikTok posts so I’m gonna drive around in my luxury car without my seatbelt on and film with my left hand and maybe probably not hit anyone while I check if the angle looks good

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      Is there a point to all this judgment or..?

      Oh no! The economic reality for young people requires them to sell themselves as influencers to make a living because we don't have actual, useful employment any more. Better make sure I cast my judgment on those who found some modicum of success doing so, so that the world and I know that I'm better than them! /s

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        Drive the speed limit at all times.

        Else you'll get a very hands-on introduction to the concepts of centrifugal force and static friction.

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        good luck doing that on British roads

        edit: also, there isn't a single road I can think of within hours of me where you cannot drive above the speed limit in regular conditions, excepting intersections. it's just bad road design

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        • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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          Speed limit of the street or speed limit of the car?

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          • bananaisaberry@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

            Bespoke: going the speed of traffic so the irresponsible citizens are also safe

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            Coke: Running the speed limit.

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            • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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              So you mean m-f then? Music is a luxury best reserved for weekends, that way I know work won't interrupt my jam sesh

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              • K [email protected]

                it’s been a hard day making TikTok posts so I’m gonna drive around in my luxury car without my seatbelt on and film with my left hand and maybe probably not hit anyone while I check if the angle looks good

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                Also no way could they be filming with their left hand, the angle is way off unless they're holding a stick or tripod. It looks like someone in the passenger seat is filming.

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                  it’s been a hard day making TikTok posts so I’m gonna drive around in my luxury car without my seatbelt on and film with my left hand and maybe probably not hit anyone while I check if the angle looks good

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                  You flubbed the seatbelt & cam hand, but didn't even mention the stupidly low seat that decreases visibility over their dash and, by extension, the hood & front of the vehicle.

                  Just sayin'. We should all be more aware of this too-often lethal geometry born of "cool" laziness. 🥲

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                    Coke: Running the speed limit.

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                    Coke: reinventing the speed limit by setting the example —like a squid from a slingshot.

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                      Hey some of us sold cars and just drive the speed limit because we forgot how to speed.

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                      Others moved pounds across many miles, and did nothing at all to stand out.

                      Still others drove school busses, and it was beaten into them while under cacophonous duress.

                      A few did both.

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                        Driving the speed limit at all times regardless of mood. Because I value my safety as well as the one of others.

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                        But what about the "I'm late for work" mood 😥

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                          It's disturbing how normalized speeding is. It goes beyond normalization. I've had people get furious with me, flip me off, tailgate me aggressively and literally try to run me off the road for driving the speed limit.

                          It's especially stupid in the city. People get all pissed at me for driving the speed limit and maneuver recklessly around me before speeding off, only to get stuck at the red light a block ahead. I could feel smug as I pulled up beside them a moment later, that is if it weren't for the disappointment and frustration I feel with how stupid people are behind the wheel of these speeding death machines.

                          I can't think of any other law we have where a significant proportion of society seems to be actively hostile towards those who care to abide. Why do we accept this as a society?

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                          • bigbenis@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                            It's disturbing how normalized speeding is. It goes beyond normalization. I've had people get furious with me, flip me off, tailgate me aggressively and literally try to run me off the road for driving the speed limit.

                            It's especially stupid in the city. People get all pissed at me for driving the speed limit and maneuver recklessly around me before speeding off, only to get stuck at the red light a block ahead. I could feel smug as I pulled up beside them a moment later, that is if it weren't for the disappointment and frustration I feel with how stupid people are behind the wheel of these speeding death machines.

                            I can't think of any other law we have where a significant proportion of society seems to be actively hostile towards those who care to abide. Why do we accept this as a society?

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                            People react the same way when you don't make a right on red.

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                              Hmmm, sitting quietly, assembling a child's toy from an instruction sheet and spending $1000 for the privilege, or driving a fast car...

                              Wow that's a tough one!

                              Edit: oh yummy down votes, they taste so good, tears of the manchild!

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                              What kind of fast car are you getting for 1000 dollars?

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                                What's the hurry? I left early, and sometimes I just like the quiet. These are signs of success not defeat.

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                                • bigbenis@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                                  It's disturbing how normalized speeding is. It goes beyond normalization. I've had people get furious with me, flip me off, tailgate me aggressively and literally try to run me off the road for driving the speed limit.

                                  It's especially stupid in the city. People get all pissed at me for driving the speed limit and maneuver recklessly around me before speeding off, only to get stuck at the red light a block ahead. I could feel smug as I pulled up beside them a moment later, that is if it weren't for the disappointment and frustration I feel with how stupid people are behind the wheel of these speeding death machines.

                                  I can't think of any other law we have where a significant proportion of society seems to be actively hostile towards those who care to abide. Why do we accept this as a society?

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                                  Yeah we are not a culture that can have cars safely.

                                  cant think of another

                                  Say 'genocide bad' in public. I dare you.

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                                    Sometimes calm driving can lead to a calm mind.

                                    And open all the windows sometimes!

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                                    • bigbenis@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                                      It's disturbing how normalized speeding is. It goes beyond normalization. I've had people get furious with me, flip me off, tailgate me aggressively and literally try to run me off the road for driving the speed limit.

                                      It's especially stupid in the city. People get all pissed at me for driving the speed limit and maneuver recklessly around me before speeding off, only to get stuck at the red light a block ahead. I could feel smug as I pulled up beside them a moment later, that is if it weren't for the disappointment and frustration I feel with how stupid people are behind the wheel of these speeding death machines.

                                      I can't think of any other law we have where a significant proportion of society seems to be actively hostile towards those who care to abide. Why do we accept this as a society?

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                                      It's ridiculous how acceptable people think it is.

                                      I have someone I work with that seems to think the faster he goes the more important and busy he is, therefore he can treat everyone else on the road that follows the rules like they are just retired old geezers with nothing better to do.

                                      It's infuriating. There is nothing I hate more than people with no patience or ability to plan ahead and leave at appropriate times.

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                                      • B [email protected]

                                        Cruise control so handy.

                                        Set to the speed limit and chill.

                                        If people want to pass that's their problem.

                                        Mind you, in Australia the speed limit is usually followed pretty well.

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                                        I envy that you have a life where you can use cruise control when you are in your vehicle.

                                        If I am in my vehicle it is usually to go to work, which means crowded highways and people who cut me off or can't maintain their speed worth a damn so if I use cruise control it's only for like 5 seconds before I either have to hit the brakes move into another lane.

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                                        • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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                                          Me with a 30 second commute from my desk to my bed:

                                          😞 -> 🙂

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