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    Hmmm, sitting quietly, assembling a child's toy from an instruction sheet and spending $1000 for the privilege, or driving a fast car...

    Wow that's a tough one!

    Edit: oh yummy down votes, they taste so good, tears of the manchild!

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    What kind of fast car are you getting for 1000 dollars?

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    • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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      What's the hurry? I left early, and sometimes I just like the quiet. These are signs of success not defeat.

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      • bigbenis@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

        It's disturbing how normalized speeding is. It goes beyond normalization. I've had people get furious with me, flip me off, tailgate me aggressively and literally try to run me off the road for driving the speed limit.

        It's especially stupid in the city. People get all pissed at me for driving the speed limit and maneuver recklessly around me before speeding off, only to get stuck at the red light a block ahead. I could feel smug as I pulled up beside them a moment later, that is if it weren't for the disappointment and frustration I feel with how stupid people are behind the wheel of these speeding death machines.

        I can't think of any other law we have where a significant proportion of society seems to be actively hostile towards those who care to abide. Why do we accept this as a society?

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        Yeah we are not a culture that can have cars safely.

        cant think of another

        Say 'genocide bad' in public. I dare you.

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          Sometimes calm driving can lead to a calm mind.

          And open all the windows sometimes!

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          • bigbenis@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

            It's disturbing how normalized speeding is. It goes beyond normalization. I've had people get furious with me, flip me off, tailgate me aggressively and literally try to run me off the road for driving the speed limit.

            It's especially stupid in the city. People get all pissed at me for driving the speed limit and maneuver recklessly around me before speeding off, only to get stuck at the red light a block ahead. I could feel smug as I pulled up beside them a moment later, that is if it weren't for the disappointment and frustration I feel with how stupid people are behind the wheel of these speeding death machines.

            I can't think of any other law we have where a significant proportion of society seems to be actively hostile towards those who care to abide. Why do we accept this as a society?

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            It's ridiculous how acceptable people think it is.

            I have someone I work with that seems to think the faster he goes the more important and busy he is, therefore he can treat everyone else on the road that follows the rules like they are just retired old geezers with nothing better to do.

            It's infuriating. There is nothing I hate more than people with no patience or ability to plan ahead and leave at appropriate times.

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            • B [email protected]

              Cruise control so handy.

              Set to the speed limit and chill.

              If people want to pass that's their problem.

              Mind you, in Australia the speed limit is usually followed pretty well.

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              I envy that you have a life where you can use cruise control when you are in your vehicle.

              If I am in my vehicle it is usually to go to work, which means crowded highways and people who cut me off or can't maintain their speed worth a damn so if I use cruise control it's only for like 5 seconds before I either have to hit the brakes move into another lane.

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              • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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                Me with a 30 second commute from my desk to my bed:

                😞 -> 🙂

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                  No idea what this is supposed to represent

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                    it’s been a hard day making TikTok posts so I’m gonna drive around in my luxury car without my seatbelt on and film with my left hand and maybe probably not hit anyone while I check if the angle looks good

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                    They are filming/photographing with their right hand. The image is flipped. Or they are in the most American-looking town in England.

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                      "when things are so bad you start obeying traffic laws as if you give a shit whether or not you'd kill some kid today."

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                      • B [email protected]

                        Hmmm, sitting quietly, assembling a child's toy from an instruction sheet and spending $1000 for the privilege, or driving a fast car...

                        Wow that's a tough one!

                        Edit: oh yummy down votes, they taste so good, tears of the manchild!

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                        I don't think people would have a problem with driving a fast car either, you enjoy what you enjoy. Just respect the limit and the lives of others around you. Or go crazy on a circuit.

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                        • bigbenis@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                          It's disturbing how normalized speeding is. It goes beyond normalization. I've had people get furious with me, flip me off, tailgate me aggressively and literally try to run me off the road for driving the speed limit.

                          It's especially stupid in the city. People get all pissed at me for driving the speed limit and maneuver recklessly around me before speeding off, only to get stuck at the red light a block ahead. I could feel smug as I pulled up beside them a moment later, that is if it weren't for the disappointment and frustration I feel with how stupid people are behind the wheel of these speeding death machines.

                          I can't think of any other law we have where a significant proportion of society seems to be actively hostile towards those who care to abide. Why do we accept this as a society?

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                          I'm a school bus driver and I obey speed limits religiously (and somehow I'm almost alone in this among my coworkers despite the fact that our buses all have GPS monitors installed and our boss can see exactly how fast we're going at all times). Almost every day I have people behind me blasting their horns at me for this. Like, just imagine getting road rage at a fucking school bus driver.

                          My favorite thing is when they tailgate me, apparently oblivious to the fact that I can't see them at all when they do this, not even in my mirrors.

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                          • Z [email protected]

                            Sometimes calm driving can lead to a calm mind.

                            And open all the windows sometimes!

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                            And open all the windows sometimes!

                            ^ This ... it lets all the pot smoke out, too.

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                              One crime at a time, save that crime for something good

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                              • Z [email protected]

                                Sometimes calm driving can lead to a calm mind.

                                And open all the windows sometimes!

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                                PSA: Don't open windows on busy roads. Let's in a bunch of pollutants like rubber and metal particles from tires

                                If it's a place you'd voluntarily have a picnic nearby, feel free to open windows

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                                • C [email protected]

                                  Is there a point to all this judgment or..?

                                  Oh no! The economic reality for young people requires them to sell themselves as influencers to make a living because we don't have actual, useful employment any more. Better make sure I cast my judgment on those who found some modicum of success doing so, so that the world and I know that I'm better than them! /s

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                                  I don’t care what anybody does to make money unless it puts someone else at risk. A car is a method of transportation, but more importantly, a weapon. Focusing on getting the right angle or right clip or whatever for your meme puts other people at risk as you control a 5500 pound piece of metal. My criticism is on the choice of using a moving vehicle as a recording studio.

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                                    No idea what this is supposed to represent

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                                    It's already pretty self-explanatory, what specifically don't you get?

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                                    • T [email protected]

                                      But what about the "I'm late for work" mood 😥

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                                      Don't leave late. Lobby your politicians for sensible transport infrastructure (i.e. not just cars)

                                      There is no excuse, but people normalise the hell out of it

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                                        On one hand, I think speeding is wrong, but on the other am I happy that these people help finance police operations.

                                        (If you drive over the limit in Switzerland, you will get caught and you will pay and also the police are not evil (at least from what I've heard))

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                                        • O [email protected]

                                          Yeah we are not a culture that can have cars safely.

                                          cant think of another

                                          Say 'genocide bad' in public. I dare you.

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                                          Say 'genocide bad' in public. I dare you.

                                          They will agree with you but say that what’s happening in Palestine isn’t a genocide

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