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  • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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    No idea what this is supposed to represent

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      it’s been a hard day making TikTok posts so I’m gonna drive around in my luxury car without my seatbelt on and film with my left hand and maybe probably not hit anyone while I check if the angle looks good

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      They are filming/photographing with their right hand. The image is flipped. Or they are in the most American-looking town in England.

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      • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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        "when things are so bad you start obeying traffic laws as if you give a shit whether or not you'd kill some kid today."

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          Hmmm, sitting quietly, assembling a child's toy from an instruction sheet and spending $1000 for the privilege, or driving a fast car...

          Wow that's a tough one!

          Edit: oh yummy down votes, they taste so good, tears of the manchild!

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          I don't think people would have a problem with driving a fast car either, you enjoy what you enjoy. Just respect the limit and the lives of others around you. Or go crazy on a circuit.

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          • bigbenis@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

            It's disturbing how normalized speeding is. It goes beyond normalization. I've had people get furious with me, flip me off, tailgate me aggressively and literally try to run me off the road for driving the speed limit.

            It's especially stupid in the city. People get all pissed at me for driving the speed limit and maneuver recklessly around me before speeding off, only to get stuck at the red light a block ahead. I could feel smug as I pulled up beside them a moment later, that is if it weren't for the disappointment and frustration I feel with how stupid people are behind the wheel of these speeding death machines.

            I can't think of any other law we have where a significant proportion of society seems to be actively hostile towards those who care to abide. Why do we accept this as a society?

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            I'm a school bus driver and I obey speed limits religiously (and somehow I'm almost alone in this among my coworkers despite the fact that our buses all have GPS monitors installed and our boss can see exactly how fast we're going at all times). Almost every day I have people behind me blasting their horns at me for this. Like, just imagine getting road rage at a fucking school bus driver.

            My favorite thing is when they tailgate me, apparently oblivious to the fact that I can't see them at all when they do this, not even in my mirrors.

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              Sometimes calm driving can lead to a calm mind.

              And open all the windows sometimes!

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              And open all the windows sometimes!

              ^ This ... it lets all the pot smoke out, too.

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              • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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                One crime at a time, save that crime for something good

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                  Sometimes calm driving can lead to a calm mind.

                  And open all the windows sometimes!

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                  PSA: Don't open windows on busy roads. Let's in a bunch of pollutants like rubber and metal particles from tires

                  If it's a place you'd voluntarily have a picnic nearby, feel free to open windows

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                    Is there a point to all this judgment or..?

                    Oh no! The economic reality for young people requires them to sell themselves as influencers to make a living because we don't have actual, useful employment any more. Better make sure I cast my judgment on those who found some modicum of success doing so, so that the world and I know that I'm better than them! /s

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                    I don’t care what anybody does to make money unless it puts someone else at risk. A car is a method of transportation, but more importantly, a weapon. Focusing on getting the right angle or right clip or whatever for your meme puts other people at risk as you control a 5500 pound piece of metal. My criticism is on the choice of using a moving vehicle as a recording studio.

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                      No idea what this is supposed to represent

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                      It's already pretty self-explanatory, what specifically don't you get?

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                        But what about the "I'm late for work" mood 😥

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                        Don't leave late. Lobby your politicians for sensible transport infrastructure (i.e. not just cars)

                        There is no excuse, but people normalise the hell out of it

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                        • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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                          On one hand, I think speeding is wrong, but on the other am I happy that these people help finance police operations.

                          (If you drive over the limit in Switzerland, you will get caught and you will pay and also the police are not evil (at least from what I've heard))

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                            Yeah we are not a culture that can have cars safely.

                            cant think of another

                            Say 'genocide bad' in public. I dare you.

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                            Say 'genocide bad' in public. I dare you.

                            They will agree with you but say that what’s happening in Palestine isn’t a genocide

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                            • bigbenis@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                              It's disturbing how normalized speeding is. It goes beyond normalization. I've had people get furious with me, flip me off, tailgate me aggressively and literally try to run me off the road for driving the speed limit.

                              It's especially stupid in the city. People get all pissed at me for driving the speed limit and maneuver recklessly around me before speeding off, only to get stuck at the red light a block ahead. I could feel smug as I pulled up beside them a moment later, that is if it weren't for the disappointment and frustration I feel with how stupid people are behind the wheel of these speeding death machines.

                              I can't think of any other law we have where a significant proportion of society seems to be actively hostile towards those who care to abide. Why do we accept this as a society?

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                              I have lived in places where the speed limit is very obviously around 10 mph too low for the road's engineering and surrounding environment, consistently. Consequently, there is truly no one during busy times doing the speed limit.

                              This gives police the ability to pull over anyone, at their discretion, with direct legal cause (not even the "immune from consequences in practice" kind). Even driving the speed limit creates a hazard and merits intervention according to the law.

                              The place I'm describing was very racist, driving while black was absolutely unofficially illegal, and this lets cops pick and choose in all the worst ways.

                              Be deeply suspicious of any law that is routinely broken by everyone for years with no change - it is to allow arbitrary, bigoted enforcement.

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                                On one hand, I think speeding is wrong, but on the other am I happy that these people help finance police operations.

                                (If you drive over the limit in Switzerland, you will get caught and you will pay and also the police are not evil (at least from what I've heard))

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                                Switzerland is also roughly 238x smaller than the U.S. Closest state would be Maryland, which is small.

                                Just providing context.

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                                  PSA: Don't open windows on busy roads. Let's in a bunch of pollutants like rubber and metal particles from tires

                                  If it's a place you'd voluntarily have a picnic nearby, feel free to open windows

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                                  Yeah I wanted to say something specific about not doing it in the city center, or do it when you're driving past fields and trees. But I kept thinking of bumming out all the folks that probably don't have such a resource available.

                                  It's just one of those things I am lucky to have available, so I intentionally make use of it. I don't even have to work in the office every day, but it's a nice office and my very short commute has the option of being about 2/3 on a twisty country road. So it helps get me out of the house and/or awake sometimes.

                                  Oh and back to your PSA: if you are in heavy traffic and exhaust is an even bigger issue than debris particles, remember the air recirculate function on your AC.

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                                    And on the wrong side of the car.

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                                    How to scroll way too far down to find this comment. ITT everyone is British

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                                    • bigbenis@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                                      It's disturbing how normalized speeding is. It goes beyond normalization. I've had people get furious with me, flip me off, tailgate me aggressively and literally try to run me off the road for driving the speed limit.

                                      It's especially stupid in the city. People get all pissed at me for driving the speed limit and maneuver recklessly around me before speeding off, only to get stuck at the red light a block ahead. I could feel smug as I pulled up beside them a moment later, that is if it weren't for the disappointment and frustration I feel with how stupid people are behind the wheel of these speeding death machines.

                                      I can't think of any other law we have where a significant proportion of society seems to be actively hostile towards those who care to abide. Why do we accept this as a society?

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                                      So many drivers don’t understand average speed. It’s ridiculous.

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                                        Yeah I wanted to say something specific about not doing it in the city center, or do it when you're driving past fields and trees. But I kept thinking of bumming out all the folks that probably don't have such a resource available.

                                        It's just one of those things I am lucky to have available, so I intentionally make use of it. I don't even have to work in the office every day, but it's a nice office and my very short commute has the option of being about 2/3 on a twisty country road. So it helps get me out of the house and/or awake sometimes.

                                        Oh and back to your PSA: if you are in heavy traffic and exhaust is an even bigger issue than debris particles, remember the air recirculate function on your AC.

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                                        If your option is tell the truth or be a "bummer" then your only being an ass by lying to save others from reality.

                                        Shit sucks but it never gets better if we hide reality away and never speak of it.

                                        It only takes one right person to be bummed out to start a cascade effect that might create meaningful change. Never murder hope before it has a chance to even be born. Even if that means being a "bummer".

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                                          I have lived in places where the speed limit is very obviously around 10 mph too low for the road's engineering and surrounding environment, consistently. Consequently, there is truly no one during busy times doing the speed limit.

                                          This gives police the ability to pull over anyone, at their discretion, with direct legal cause (not even the "immune from consequences in practice" kind). Even driving the speed limit creates a hazard and merits intervention according to the law.

                                          The place I'm describing was very racist, driving while black was absolutely unofficially illegal, and this lets cops pick and choose in all the worst ways.

                                          Be deeply suspicious of any law that is routinely broken by everyone for years with no change - it is to allow arbitrary, bigoted enforcement.

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                                          the speed limit is very obviously around 10 mph too low for the road's engineering and surrounding environment

                                          How does that work? Like, even on the broadest highway I could drive 5 mph without my car or the highway taking damage from it?!

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