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  • R [email protected]

    You don't ever HAVE to update software though. That's just the way it's usually done now. It's a choice. Usually updates are made to add more features or monetization or whatever but you could just not do that.

    If you look at old video games for example those were released and never updated again. They will still work today too.

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    add more features or monetization or whatever

    That "whatever" is doing a lot of work.

    Security patches and bug fixes are arguably the most important reason to update.

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      "Waterfall? Won't the water break our computers?"

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      • K [email protected]

        Sure, though having gone through an entire monorepo refactoring of like half a million lines to basically destroy the codebase and switch from vue 2 to vue 3 among other things, it’s also possible to build the new, better designed wall right behind the old one, test like hell against that wall, and then shift that wall in when it’s ready in a planned release, ready for the issues that come because that wall isn’t quite like the old wall

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        This is a dangerous metaphor. Remove the old wall and it turns out the new beautiful wall was leaning against and supported by it.

        I get what you mean, it’s just that the metaphor could support both perspectives.

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        • R [email protected]

          You don't ever HAVE to update software though. That's just the way it's usually done now. It's a choice. Usually updates are made to add more features or monetization or whatever but you could just not do that.

          If you look at old video games for example those were released and never updated again. They will still work today too.

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          If your a business and the majority of your business customers updates from win 11 to win 12 than you have to update to support win 12 to, to keep the revenue stream running.

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            This is a dangerous metaphor. Remove the old wall and it turns out the new beautiful wall was leaning against and supported by it.

            I get what you mean, it’s just that the metaphor could support both perspectives.

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            Build the new wall airgapped from the old one

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            • buboscandiacus@mander.xyzB [email protected]

              Build the new wall airgapped from the old one

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              And keep both walls for redundancy.

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              • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                You can’t really look at the ones that didn’t hold.

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                Developer, smacking wall: "This bad boy ain't going nowhere"

                User base, rolling up their trebuchets:

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                • otter@lemmy.caO [email protected]

                  Also brick walls don't really go through iterative changes, which is an important issue with tech debt.

                  If the wall works, then it works

                  A software project will work now, but may not hold up when you need to change something

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                  My wall keeps crashing and I don't know why.

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                  • tiefkuehlkost@feddit.orgT [email protected]

                    If your a business and the majority of your business customers updates from win 11 to win 12 than you have to update to support win 12 to, to keep the revenue stream running.

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                    We updated the roads, your old car won't work on these.

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                    • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                      I mean, when you look at old walls made of quarry stone, they kinda look like this and still hold.

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                      My thought as well, but those stones were shaped to match each other, reducing the amount of grout needed. It just goes to show the old ways still work, but you have to commit.

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                      • otter@lemmy.caO [email protected]

                        Also brick walls don't really go through iterative changes, which is an important issue with tech debt.

                        If the wall works, then it works

                        A software project will work now, but may not hold up when you need to change something

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                        Uhm...

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                          Your options are an ugly wall that works or the beautiful lack of a wall.

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                          * For a very specific value of "works". Offer is limited in time. No refunds. Warranty doesn't cover damage caused by the elements, presence, or lack of gravity. Other conditions may apply.

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                          • K [email protected]

                            Sure, though having gone through an entire monorepo refactoring of like half a million lines to basically destroy the codebase and switch from vue 2 to vue 3 among other things, it’s also possible to build the new, better designed wall right behind the old one, test like hell against that wall, and then shift that wall in when it’s ready in a planned release, ready for the issues that come because that wall isn’t quite like the old wall

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                            Making the new wall is not a money generator. You would be insane if you think suits would waste money to rebuild something when it generated minimal to no additional revenue.

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                              Making the new wall is not a money generator. You would be insane if you think suits would waste money to rebuild something when it generated minimal to no additional revenue.

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                              True, I'm lucky to work for a company that was half founded by engineers who know the cost of compounding technical debt, which is almost never the case.

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                                I've seen worse. There are no big holes in the wall.

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                                • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                                  You can’t really look at the ones that didn’t hold.

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                                  Excellent point. For those who are unfamiliar: Survivorship bias

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                                  • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                                    You can’t really look at the ones that didn’t hold.

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                                      "Look, guys, I vibecoded a wall!"

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                                      "It goes almost all the way to the ceiling. I just need you to connect the last layer into the structure, it should be a 15 minutes work, right? I already settled the deadline with your boss. Tanks; bye."

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                                      • G [email protected]

                                        I've seen worse. There are no big holes in the wall.

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                                        this plan called for windows gothy

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                                          Geez, it's like coders are only happy when bashing other people's codes...

                                          What do coders say when they're tasked with continuing some other coder's task? "This is all wrong".

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