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  • F [email protected]

    If you start taking small bullets to the head, you can build up a tolerance to taking larger bullets to the head.

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    It's why you always always spin the chamber going up against a saurian when lead is on the line.

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    • M [email protected]

      For your final immune test you will be submerged in a tank filled with a mixture of lobster bisque and peanut butter.

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      That's not its final form though. Wait until they take their rubber bands off.

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        My ex housemate used to be allergic to dairy, not deathly though.

        He'd still eat a full pizza every friday to himself, then spend a few hours throwing up in the toilet.

        Was worth it apparently

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        • T [email protected]

          this is unironically my plan for tomorrow night.

          Im allergic to shellfish and I discovered imitation crab from a meme (fittingly on Lemmy) which is only like 5% actual crab.

          However, my allergy started as a kid and just got worse and worse till I eventually couldn't eat it at all anymore, it's been like 5 years.

          Since we don't know if the allergy got to deadly levels in that time, I have to be around an epi-pen when I eat it.
          My brother in law has one, so I'm going to his house after work.

          I'll keep you updated 🫡

          edit, update 1: finished work for the day. headed to brother in laws house in about an hour! super excited.

          edit 2: im so upset.

          they were frozen last night so I actually left them to thaw overnight. I mentioned to my sister about how people said to microdoce it, so I only warmed up 1 in the microwave with some butter just in case I had a bad reaction.
          When I ate it the texture was super chewy and slimy almost, not very fun. The flavor was hardly the real thing, and the worst part: IT GAVE ME A HEADACHE.
          I am so distrought. My hopes were so high. it let me down:((

          I might try microdoceing a quarter before bed or something for a couple weeks. Since it is only a headache I feel like I can work myself up to bigger parts - if I can sleep through the headaches that is.

          at the end of the day It was a nice try and I'm glad I tried it 😕

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          My brother built tolerance to shellfish overtime, never had a severe reaction though, maybe that could explain it.

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            For your final immune test you will be submerged in a tank filled with a mixture of lobster bisque and peanut butter.

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            And stirred for a couple hours in near boiling temperature

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