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      It's like playing https://catmario.eu/

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        Ah yes... JS, the BS of the CW

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          Hahahaha I hate it

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            I've been using JS for a long time, and have worked on some date and time libraries, and only got 12/28. Wow there's a lot of edge cases.

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              Question 9 broke me.

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                ::: spoiler Tap for spoiler
                Except for some reason "2" is interpreted as a month, and the year is set to 2001.
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                I'm dead 😭 (and it just gets better from there)

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                  It's like playing https://catmario.eu/

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                  Ohh I haven't seen this game for ages. I think I played this the last time about 15-20 years ago

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                    I use JS and TS semi-regularly and got 5/28 🤡

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                      I've been using JS for a long time, and have worked on some date and time libraries, and only got 12/28. Wow there's a lot of edge cases.

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                      As a non JS dev 15/28 by asking myself “what is the the most non-intuitive/inconsistent behaviour for this API to have?” ¯\(ツ)/¯

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                        I scored 10/28 on https://jsdate.wtf and all I got was this lousy text to share on social media.

                        horrible

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                          10/28 but a lot of it was guessing lol

                          This is some bullshit right here!

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                            ::: spoiler Tap for spoiler
                            Except for some reason "2" is interpreted as a month, and the year is set to 2001.
                            :::

                            I'm dead 😭 (and it just gets better from there)

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                            This is the one that broke me

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                              Absolutely crazy

                              ::: spoiler spoiler

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                                13/28, last time I touched JavaScript was about 3 years ago. What a terrible language. Love it.

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